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I am SO OUT OF CONTROL that I had to put THIS ENTIRE POST BEHIND A CUT.
Some Things About That One Show
1. I don't exactly have a license to write Supernatural RPS, so let me tell you about the story that I would like to read. This is a story in which Jared and Jensen go out to a bar drinking, as per canon, and become drunk enough that it makes sense for Jensen to sleep on Jared's couch, which he does. However! Jared wakes up at some point because he's hearing mysterious plumbing noises, and he's not really awake, actually, just kind of moving on reflex, like, strange noises in house = must go investigate, and he kind of stumbles laterally into the doorway of the bathroom, and the light's on and so he's squinting and holding his arm over his face, like, oh god, it is probably 4 in the morning, and he might still be a little drunk, or maybe he's just the kind of sleepy where he didn't really wake up, and he's actually swaying on his feet from being so tired, and it's not a burglar or anything, which is good, because it turns out he's just wearing his boxers, which aren't very good for defending his household, it's Jensen, luckily, but unluckily, Jensen has maybe just thrown up or something, he's standing woozily in the bathroom looking the way Jared feels, but worse. So Jared, keeping his eyes pretty much closed, gets a wash cloth out and runs water over it and hands it to Jensen, who just threw up, you know, and people who just threw up like to have cool damp cloths to put on their faces. And Jensen takes it and wipes off his face, and then because this is not the first time any of these things have happened, he is able to brush his teeth with the toothbrush he keeps in Jared's bathroom, and Jared is still 90% asleep so when he mumbles, "You okay?" it makes total sense when Jensen's reply is just a bunch of vowels combined with toothpaste. Jared turns the light off before Jensen's even through rinsing his mouth out, because all he can think about is getting back to bed, and maybe Jensen's sort of just standing there swaying a bit, so Jared just reaches out and kind of pulls at Jensen's t-shirt until Jensen starts moving, and it's just unconscious inertia that has them both heading towards Jared's bedroom, because, you know, the only thing in Jared's brain is getting back in bed and going back to sleep, and Jensen is all out of whack because he just threw up, and maybe he's still kind of drunk too, so he just goes along, and then they stumble into Jared's room and fall on the bed and they're both asleep instantly, and then OF COURSE when they wake up in the morning it's like, "Oh, ha ha, whoops," and, you know. Maybe, I don't know, maybe they're both just like, whatever, we shared a bed, shouldn't there be coffee, but then they go around thinking about it and kind of boning out for like a week, and --I don't know. I am saying, THIS IS A STORY I WOULD LIKE TO READ.
ETA: I SOMEHOW FORGOT the part about how Jared calls Jensen "Jen" a lot. Which obviously, Jensen really likes. Like, when Jared is not really awake and says "You okay, Jen?" Jen is like OH I SUDDENLY FEEL CARED ABOUT. I don't know.
2. I have now watched the first two episodes of Supernatural, and here are two versions of the conclusions I have drawn about the show.
A:
SAM: *emotes*
DEAN: Sammy, you're emoting.
SAM: No I'm not, and don't call me Sammy.
DEAN: You're emoting because you're a bitch. I don't emote because I have this nifty tough-guy accent.
SAM: I've just suddenly become really committed to the search I so reluctantly joined, is all.
DEAN: Yeah, actually, you know what? You need to emote so you don't explode. And I know I ragged you really hard about how coming on this search for Dad was something vitally necessary, so much so that I pretty much belittled the things important to you in the non-demony life you had made for yourself, but what we really need to do is act out a big familial metaphor and find this Winnebago and kill it so the hot girl can have her brother back.
SAM: I am sort of reluctant about this, but suspect I will be overcome by my fierce sense of loyalty to both The Cause and The Family, specifically and metaphorically, My Family.
DEAN: You're still a bitch.
SAM: You're still a jerk, and you have to let me drive because I cut you down from that cave. PS: We look nothing alike, and did I get my "Kansas accent" all colleged out of me, or something?
DEAN: Whatev. Girls will always kiss my cheek before yours.
If, like jascott, you need a little context, try this!
B:
In the pilot there was Dean going, hey, we have to go find Dad, and Sam was all, god, fine, but I have to be back for this law school interview Monday morning, and Dean was like, god fine, IF IT REALLY MEANS THAT MUCH... And then of course Sam's skanky girlfriend was killed in the same fashion in which their mother was killed, so Sam was all, eff this, let's go find Dad and kill stuff!!!! And then he emoted and denied it, and they scienced out where their dad wanted them to go, and went out in the woods of COLORADO, and Sam was like, man, this shit is wack, let's get these people back to town and go find Dad, and Dean CALLED SAM A "POWDER KEG" and told him to not STIFLE HIMSELF and Sam was like FINE, I JUST WANT TO GO FIND DAD HOW DO YOU HANDLE THIS LIFESTYLE, and Dean was like, It doesn't count as emoting because the hot chick called out my "biker boots and jeans," but the secret is that I channel all my anger and frustration about this lifestyle and not finding our father or our mother's killer into the killing of monsters. And Sam was like, Oh! What a marvelous idea, Brother Mine! And then he made ferret faces around an abandoned mine and rescued Dean and hogged the keys.
I don't know where I was going with this. This post has been in the works for, like, three hours. Sam/Padalecki's "ferret face" tm missdeviant.
Let's end with poll:
Poll SECRET CONFESSION COMICS
Some Things About That One Show
1. I don't exactly have a license to write Supernatural RPS, so let me tell you about the story that I would like to read. This is a story in which Jared and Jensen go out to a bar drinking, as per canon, and become drunk enough that it makes sense for Jensen to sleep on Jared's couch, which he does. However! Jared wakes up at some point because he's hearing mysterious plumbing noises, and he's not really awake, actually, just kind of moving on reflex, like, strange noises in house = must go investigate, and he kind of stumbles laterally into the doorway of the bathroom, and the light's on and so he's squinting and holding his arm over his face, like, oh god, it is probably 4 in the morning, and he might still be a little drunk, or maybe he's just the kind of sleepy where he didn't really wake up, and he's actually swaying on his feet from being so tired, and it's not a burglar or anything, which is good, because it turns out he's just wearing his boxers, which aren't very good for defending his household, it's Jensen, luckily, but unluckily, Jensen has maybe just thrown up or something, he's standing woozily in the bathroom looking the way Jared feels, but worse. So Jared, keeping his eyes pretty much closed, gets a wash cloth out and runs water over it and hands it to Jensen, who just threw up, you know, and people who just threw up like to have cool damp cloths to put on their faces. And Jensen takes it and wipes off his face, and then because this is not the first time any of these things have happened, he is able to brush his teeth with the toothbrush he keeps in Jared's bathroom, and Jared is still 90% asleep so when he mumbles, "You okay?" it makes total sense when Jensen's reply is just a bunch of vowels combined with toothpaste. Jared turns the light off before Jensen's even through rinsing his mouth out, because all he can think about is getting back to bed, and maybe Jensen's sort of just standing there swaying a bit, so Jared just reaches out and kind of pulls at Jensen's t-shirt until Jensen starts moving, and it's just unconscious inertia that has them both heading towards Jared's bedroom, because, you know, the only thing in Jared's brain is getting back in bed and going back to sleep, and Jensen is all out of whack because he just threw up, and maybe he's still kind of drunk too, so he just goes along, and then they stumble into Jared's room and fall on the bed and they're both asleep instantly, and then OF COURSE when they wake up in the morning it's like, "Oh, ha ha, whoops," and, you know. Maybe, I don't know, maybe they're both just like, whatever, we shared a bed, shouldn't there be coffee, but then they go around thinking about it and kind of boning out for like a week, and --I don't know. I am saying, THIS IS A STORY I WOULD LIKE TO READ.
ETA: I SOMEHOW FORGOT the part about how Jared calls Jensen "Jen" a lot. Which obviously, Jensen really likes. Like, when Jared is not really awake and says "You okay, Jen?" Jen is like OH I SUDDENLY FEEL CARED ABOUT. I don't know.
2. I have now watched the first two episodes of Supernatural, and here are two versions of the conclusions I have drawn about the show.
A:
SAM: *emotes*
DEAN: Sammy, you're emoting.
SAM: No I'm not, and don't call me Sammy.
DEAN: You're emoting because you're a bitch. I don't emote because I have this nifty tough-guy accent.
SAM: I've just suddenly become really committed to the search I so reluctantly joined, is all.
DEAN: Yeah, actually, you know what? You need to emote so you don't explode. And I know I ragged you really hard about how coming on this search for Dad was something vitally necessary, so much so that I pretty much belittled the things important to you in the non-demony life you had made for yourself, but what we really need to do is act out a big familial metaphor and find this Winnebago and kill it so the hot girl can have her brother back.
SAM: I am sort of reluctant about this, but suspect I will be overcome by my fierce sense of loyalty to both The Cause and The Family, specifically and metaphorically, My Family.
DEAN: You're still a bitch.
SAM: You're still a jerk, and you have to let me drive because I cut you down from that cave. PS: We look nothing alike, and did I get my "Kansas accent" all colleged out of me, or something?
DEAN: Whatev. Girls will always kiss my cheek before yours.
If, like jascott, you need a little context, try this!
B:
In the pilot there was Dean going, hey, we have to go find Dad, and Sam was all, god, fine, but I have to be back for this law school interview Monday morning, and Dean was like, god fine, IF IT REALLY MEANS THAT MUCH... And then of course Sam's skanky girlfriend was killed in the same fashion in which their mother was killed, so Sam was all, eff this, let's go find Dad and kill stuff!!!! And then he emoted and denied it, and they scienced out where their dad wanted them to go, and went out in the woods of COLORADO, and Sam was like, man, this shit is wack, let's get these people back to town and go find Dad, and Dean CALLED SAM A "POWDER KEG" and told him to not STIFLE HIMSELF and Sam was like FINE, I JUST WANT TO GO FIND DAD HOW DO YOU HANDLE THIS LIFESTYLE, and Dean was like, It doesn't count as emoting because the hot chick called out my "biker boots and jeans," but the secret is that I channel all my anger and frustration about this lifestyle and not finding our father or our mother's killer into the killing of monsters. And Sam was like, Oh! What a marvelous idea, Brother Mine! And then he made ferret faces around an abandoned mine and rescued Dean and hogged the keys.
I don't know where I was going with this. This post has been in the works for, like, three hours. Sam/Padalecki's "ferret face" tm missdeviant.
Let's end with poll:
Poll SECRET CONFESSION COMICS