1. I would also read that story, as long as the vomiting was not described in specific, nasty detail, because Ann + throw up = bad things. I would also like if the story eventually led to a DESCRIPTIVE SMACKY SMACKY section which WAS described in specific, nasty detail, but I suppose beggars cannot be choosers.
2. Winnebago. HA!
3. Do you think ferret face Sam is distantly related to ferret face Malfoy? OH OH OH I SMELL CROSSOVERS.
4. Welcome to the Dark Side.
(p.s. I do not have a ferret icon but maybe these meerkats will do?)
UM! Um. of COURSE that story should include VERY DESCRIPTIVE, VERY SMACKY bits. smacky, smacky, smacky. ferretty padalecki is of course not related to malfoy, because we all know that malfoy is a PANDA CUB. GOD, ANN.
i'm still thinking about how smacky the smacky bits should be. A: REALLY FUCKING SMACKY.
Oh! I do not think I told you this, but while you were gone I watched MOST (though not ALL) of Wizard People, Dear Reader, and the only reason I did not watch ALL of it was because the DVD copy that I had received from the library was incredibly skippy and it started to get annoying and then the Lawyer had to come out like THREE TIMES and ask if the movie were OVER so he could watch SOCCER, and I was like "Dylan it is a MOVIE it lasts TWO TO TWO AND A HALF HOURS" but he didn't get it.
So, anyway, my point is, now I understand about "that panda cub, mouthoil" and the dracula and most everything else.
BUT I must point out to you: remember when Malfoy was turned into a ferret and bounced all over the place? BOUNCE BOUNCE FERRET! There has to be some connection there.
DRACO MALFOY, THE AMAZING BOUNCING...RAT??? oh, oh, i am so glad to hear this news!!! your dad is a dracula! all these fucking kids! Aren't you going home for christmas, ron? I'm going home, I've got money. No, we're going to stay here and find out about fucking nick flannel and rule the fucking school! you look tired, ron. have you been tested for diseases? At least I'm not a hideous fucker!! Now go home and open all your presents. i hope you get a new pillow to cry into. shit.
A) I missed you. 2) I think it is not overstating it to say that I kind of love you.
P.S. I don't know if you want to get into the ways I have Mary Sued myself with The Rosenbaum because it is maybe sort of scary the precise scenarios I have posited where we could meet up/fall in love.
OH, S-K, MY AIN TRUE LOVE! Your icon is CRACKING ME UP REALLY HARD. It is safe to say that while I was making my poll, I was like, "Well, I know at least ONE person who will confess the embarrassing details with me!" AND OBVIOUSLY I WAS THINKING OF YOU. Since you have already freely volunteered one scenario.
RELATED: THE FAUXHAWK IS A HAIRSTYLE THAT I MAINTAIN CAN SOMETIMES BE HOT HOT HOT, WHILE THE MISTER NEVER THINKS IT IS ACCEPTABLE EVER. EVER.
Hee. Yes. I think it safe to say that if I ever do decide to enter the World Series of Poker, everyone will know it is because I am harboring SECRET DESIRES that I might run into The Rosenbaum there, where I shall entice him with my mad poker skills, and devastating wit, and spectacular cleavage. Oh, and my tragic backstory, since I will have to be sadly widowed, for QB would never leave me unattended near The Rosenbaum.
The Fauxhawk can OBVIOUSLY be hot hot hot. If my icon is Exhibit A, let me also present Exhibit B and Exhibit C.
Iced-Ti made me that icon, by the bay. For she enables my insanity like the sweetheart she is.
AAAGH! SAVE THE CONFESSION FOR THE CONFESSIONAL!!!! Or rather, i assume you have MANY CONFESSIONS to confess, so okay then. HEY remember when elijah wood had a fauxhawk? THAT SHIT WAS HOT TOO.
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2. Winnebago. HA!
3. Do you think ferret face Sam is distantly related to ferret face Malfoy? OH OH OH I SMELL CROSSOVERS.
4. Welcome to the Dark Side.
(p.s. I do not have a ferret icon but maybe these meerkats will do?)
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UM! Um. of COURSE that story should include VERY DESCRIPTIVE, VERY SMACKY bits. smacky, smacky, smacky.
ferretty padalecki is of course not related to malfoy, because we all know that malfoy is a PANDA CUB. GOD, ANN.
i'm still thinking about how smacky the smacky bits should be.
A: REALLY FUCKING SMACKY.
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So, anyway, my point is, now I understand about "that panda cub, mouthoil" and the dracula and most everything else.
BUT I must point out to you: remember when Malfoy was turned into a ferret and bounced all over the place? BOUNCE BOUNCE FERRET! There has to be some connection there.
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Aren't you going home for christmas, ron? I'm going home, I've got money.
No, we're going to stay here and find out about fucking nick flannel and rule the fucking school!
you look tired, ron. have you been tested for diseases?
At least I'm not a hideous fucker!! Now go home and open all your presents. i hope you get a new pillow to cry into. shit.
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2) I think it is not overstating it to say that I kind of love you.
P.S. I don't know if you want to get into the ways I have Mary Sued myself with The Rosenbaum because it is maybe sort of scary the precise scenarios I have posited where we could meet up/fall in love.
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RELATED: THE FAUXHAWK IS A HAIRSTYLE THAT I MAINTAIN CAN SOMETIMES BE HOT HOT HOT, WHILE THE MISTER NEVER THINKS IT IS ACCEPTABLE EVER. EVER.
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The Fauxhawk can OBVIOUSLY be hot hot hot. If my icon is Exhibit A, let me also present Exhibit B and Exhibit C.
Iced-Ti made me that icon, by the bay. For she enables my insanity like the sweetheart she is.
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HEY remember when elijah wood had a fauxhawk? THAT SHIT WAS HOT TOO.
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OH MY GOD.
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!
IS IT MY BIRTHDAY? BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY YET. THIS IS LIKE THAT TIME STEPH POSTED A SHITLOAD OF PHELPS PICTURES, JUST FOR ME.
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Now where's the smut?
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