The Jones Legacy 1.7
And here we are again! We'll continue our university adventures~
Previous parts:
1.1 | 1.2 | 1.3 | 1.4 | 1.5 | 1.6
Jane: Youknow, Janet? Your boobies remind me SO MUCH at John's face. Seriously.
John: Yours look fine too. Although I'm not into boobs. Maybe manboobs...
Janet: Weirdo's. *plus plus*
What's that on the wall! :o
I should've known.
Joanne: I like you!
Janet: Ofcourse you do, I'm your sister?
Jane: I wonder what Joanne would look like if she had Janet's haircut...
Yes, Janet is the only sane one.
Joanne: *making inappropriate noises*
Mr. Coach: Stop doing that! Aargh I hate it that I have to say that D: She's just fiiiine *smirk*
CL: Nooo, I didn't set the kitchen on fire so the portrait of the - ugly - former Cafetaria Lady would burn. So totally not.
The continue the Push-Me-Through-The-Wall-kissing.
Marion: I have two BFF's and I'm engaged. I AM SO AWESOME! :D
John: She's so niiice. *plus plus*
Jane is dreaming about a townie she never met (seriously, she didn't meet her, I checked it).
Hendrick: These pancakes are just as fine as energydrinks to stay awake. Don't you agree?
Tub WooHoo!
I'm glad you still like your fiancée, Marion.
Tub WooHoo? I don't know, I didn't see them.
John: This opens a whole new world to me! :D
That's why I bought it for you dear.
Janet: I hope this unclean photobooth won't mess up my hair! D:
Cute townie. :D Look at that face. How adoooooorable!
His face is so epic.
Hendrick: AHAHAhahahahaha Jane you are sooooooo funneeeeeeeh. :'DD
Janet: What are these two doing here. Seriously, this is a bathroom.
I see you two tested the photobooth.
...I guess they didn't had tubsex Tub WooHoo the last time because I didn't get a video.
Enjoy your stay!
Thanks, come again! :D
Marion: I think it is going to rain! That's why I'm wearing nothing but a bikini, because otherwise my clothes will get wet. See?
Joanne: I'm outta here.
CUTE MAIL-LADY!
Look who we have here! I made him myself, that's why he looks so... fancy. And shirtless, because I needed at least 1 shirtless townie in this university 'hood.
John: So... why are you not wearing a shirt or something? And why is your pants that low, it's going to fall down you know...
Mr. Shirtless: Why is it raining? I'm going to be all wet! D:
Joanne Jones, the Queen of Uselessness.
Seems like Hendrick doesn't like him.
Also LOL at his butt, that must feel very cold.
Janet: Ugh there's something between my teeth. Let's use my mirror to get it out.
Janet... what do you remember of me saying you were the sane one?
Great. Now her hand is stuck.
I don't know at who she was looking, I forgot. :(
I'm sure the neighbours will like the view.
Those are some damn big flies.
Yeah Didi, we already knew that.
Didi: Oh my gosh! I so wanted to sit on that chair. Too bad it's taken! Guess I'll have to wait...
That's so obvious, Didi.
Didi: Oh, well. Then I'll just go and do my homework somewhere else. Bye~ hottie
Joanne: Aaah that girl gives me a headache.
Hey Jane, what's wrong?
Jane: Someone criticized my painting! D:
Hey that's no big deal, everyone has his -
Jane: I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO PAINT A BEAUTIFUL PAINTING. *depressed*
Gaming always can cheer her up. Oh and Didi, why aren't you stalking Joanne?
Didi: This girl's also very hot!
Joanne's pretty much stalked by EVERYONE. Didi, cheerleader, llama ànd cow mascot.
Didi: What a coincidence you're here!
...sure
Joanne: If Didi would be a man, she would be perfect!
Joanne: So you still haven't decided on your major?
Didi: I don't have to. I already have lots and lots of money, so I don't need a specific major.
Joanne: Ooooooh money! ME LIKES! :D
That's creepy Joanne. I think she's secretly a fortune Sim! :o
Don't interrupt a Jones' gaming, llama!
...it will not end well!
Now don't dissappoint me, Jane!
She didn't.
WHOAT? CLONES? Yup, they are. But the left one is Mr. FooFoo CuddlyPoops, also known as the llama mascot. And Hendrick doesn't like him.
He really is a Hendrick clone. And that position looks a bit... awkward.
WHOA! What is Richard doing here? Well, Jane used the telescope a bit too much in daylight. (It must be a very powerful telescope though, since Richard doesn't even live in the same 'hood)
That was it for their father-daughter relationship.
Yup, Mr. Cow Mascot poked her.
Mr. Cow Mascot: Still like your boobs though.
Mr. Cow Mascot: HOW DARE YOU LOOK AT JOANNE WHEN I'M HERE?
Didi: I saw her first. D:
Didi: *sigh* She's still hot. *swoons*
Annoying piece of sh*t
GO HENDRICK!
Janet's really scary when she shoo's a cow mascot.
Didi: BAM! Got you!
Joanne: Uuh why are you always half-naked? xo
Those two are best friends, so nothing to worry about. They're not (yet?) WooHoo-ing each other!
And Didi keeps Joanne busy.
Joanne: Janet, I'm very sorry, but looking at your face just makes me hate Mr Cow even more. ;@
Joanne: I hate her so much I feel sick.
That's quite serious, Joanne.
Now. Gotta explain something. Joanne had sort of a glitch which made her learn skills incredibly fast. I took advantage of that - evil, isn't it - so she has maxed all of her skills!
Hey, I didn't cheat. The game made it easy!
SERIOUSLY? D:
...and the rain stopped. Great! Let the FireDancing commence!
Ooga ooga!
I had Janet - the sane one, remember? - call the firefighters!
John: Maybe I can eat the fire! WHAM!
I shouldn't try that if I were you.
It's the hot firelady. Get it? HOT. FIRElady. /lame
Jane: Omg I hope if John is alright. *worry*
Joanne: Yanno, I maxed all my skills. Quite something, isn't it?
HFL (Hot FireLady): Certainly!
Jane: Hmm, let's take a niiiice relaxing bath in the tub. Should wash the smell away.
John: My hands smell terrible! D:
...I guess that washed the smell away as well?
Mr. FooFoo CuddlyPoops: Cant. Look. Through. Walls. Must. Stalk. Jane.
Didi: Hello there bikini-friend!
Marion: *ignoring her*
Marion: ooh that girl is fine as well!
So is it Everybody Stalks Jane now?
Didi: BAM! Got you again! ghehehe I touched her butt
You're hopeless.
Our pretty ballerina is off to college.
Janet: I have such a beautiful face! It's unbelievable, so... flawless. I must be a godess or something.
Keep on dreaming darling <3
So this is the result she got from writing her term paper. In her last semester. Isn't that a bit... much?
Joanne! Don't. Encourage. Her.
Cheerleader: FIRE! MURDER! WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIEEE. BWOHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!
Look! It's Didi with clothes! *zomg shock*
She's stalking cute girls reading books! *not so shock*
Marion: Maybe I can hit them with this book...
Didi: I'd rather pick flowers instead of fights~ (8) I'm outta here!
That would make a nice trilogy.
He runs away after her victory though.
Didi: Bwahaha. Pussy.
Joanne: *giggle* actually, she's a cow. BWHAHA.
This is getting boring.
Oh so we're back in the Stalking Chronicles?
That's a not-so-safe gaming place, John.
Coach: HOW DARE YOU BE SO LAZY, SITTING ON A CHAIR ALL DAY?
Janet: Dude, better complain to my sister and brother, they are gaming all day.
Whut? Didi got laid?
JANE! Bad girl! You are engaged! xo Didi is happy though.
So finally it's graduation time and... you didn't SERIOUSLY grew up in THAT outfit, right?
FINALLY WE'RE DONE WITH UNIVERSITY F*CKYEAH!
Oh I'm so glad this is over. So a few things about next generation:
- I really can't choose an heir, so I will have an heir poll. I hope I'll get enough votes to decide properly. Fingers crossed!
- I will start an ISBI next generation. So prepare!
- I'm not sure if I will keep the blue borders. Maybe an other colour each generation? :D