They talk to their washing machines.

[araeph]

TITLE: Pirate Switch
CULPRIT: My Life Craves Pirates
SUMMARY:Jack and Will are transported to the 21st century by means of a magical washing machine and don't adapt well.especially with myself and 3 other friends to guide them.they try to go back,and end up taking us with them.major chaos.still unintentionally funny!chapter 22 up!

BEST LINE:“YOU

Comments

[ganeris]

I can't even read this. I totally blame Cartoon Network and their awful screaming cartoon lineup for the way adolescents behave these days, i.e. louder is funnier (Fairly Oddparents, I am talking to you).

And as I am typing this, my eyes have unwillingly drifted upwards and I see the Sues protesting the 'spiked water'. Without doing further research into what they are talking about, shall I assume they are protesting the lack of fresh water aboard ship? Let's give them some, say I. It won't take them long to die of bacterial and parasitical infection and infestation, and then I think we'd all feel better.

[wolfman09]

Good sporking.

Honestly, if two guys showed up in my house and jumped out of a washing machine...I'd freak out. Well, not if it was two hot girls but that's off topic. Why question if they're fictional characters? Shouldn't they be screaming their heads off?

This fic is nearly all diolauge. What happend to description?

“we’re gonna die if we deep getting spiked water"

That doesn't sound so bad. I don't think she knows what 'spiked' means. If the sues don't drink....how would they know what rum tastes like?

Did anyone notice it took them an hour or so to reach Tortuga from Port Royal? It would have taken them a few days at least to get there I would imagin.

[mythtaken]

Fitting just one man in there, with the lid closed, would take a lot of practice; two would require some serious dismemberment.
Heh. Fangirl versions of Jack and Will are so damn woolly they shrink in the wash.

Badfics featuring more than two Sues from the present day always read like this. I'm beginning to think there must be some online form somewhere where you just feed in the names of yourself and your mates, a few of your favourite in-jokes, your latest MSN chat and what household fixture you want to serve as PotC portal, and it automatically posts the resulting "story" to ff.net

[polly_glot]

Chapter 15:tortuga ho! Only one? Aren't there four of you?

I spit Pepsi on my keyboard. Thankyew, that just sums it up.

And yes, it always amazes me that in the land of the feminist Sue stalking and harrassment are OK, so long as they're the ones having fun. *ponders level of irony in feminist Sue who really wants to have to fend off Pervy Jack and/or Will possibly reflecting inner Stalker Sue* Naw, too subtle.

But it would be fun to write a parody Sue where Jack complains constantly about the Sue's female chauvinism.

[wolfman09]

Have you seen the reviews she's gotten? Nothing but glowing praise. How sickining. Also, she campains for gays in her authors notes and wants people to sign a patition for gay marriage to be legalized. How stupid.

Back on topic......she has over 20 chpaters of this....the horror.

Yeah she's stupid...

[wolfman09]

but you can't spell 'sickening','campaigns', or 'petition' right! Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. How about you worrying about that instead of some people having the same right as you and me, eh?