I want to write something before too much time passes and it becomes a thing ( Read more... )

Oh man. Got to the airport with plenty of time to spare and treated myself to a 15 minute chair massage. Then I could finally collect myself ( Read more... )

What a great no-pressure-nothing-special-but-totally-special weekend.
Circus practice on Thursday kicked ass. Only 2 of us showed up, and I basically got a private lesson, which allowed me to really work almost beyond my abilities and get a lot of very helpful attention. Afterward, Carey met me at Rudy's, our Thursday night ritual. We were both ( Read more... )

Some of you living outside New York might not have even realized these guys are still on the loose, or even real. They are. I actually have a tag for them because years ago, living in a shithole in Brooklyn, my roommate and I got them from our downstairs neighbors. You actually don't have to be living in a shithole to have them, though. Celebrities ( Read more... )

Work is stressing me out. Every day new duties get added to my list and people expect more. My clothes are not “corporate” enough and I’m going to have to spend my whole paycheck on my new super special work wardrobe. I haven’t heard anything from Ayler since that email, and the bedbugs are back and are biting Stella, who is now ready to move out. ( Read more... )

After I saw the Oscars, I forgot to mention was a breast-fest it was! Am I the only one who noticed? Chests were just popping and bursting out of almost every dress(all of the dresses containing the women in Hollywood with enough fat to *have* breasts, I mean). It really was the year of the woman.....and her tatas ( Read more... )

Well, it's a new year and I'm in my pajamas eating cellophane cheese. I'm a winner. My "Eve" turned out to be quite tame, but better than I thought it would be. Mike had said something about going to a party at one of his old high school friend's houses. This did not appeal to me for obvious reasons. I probably could've had a good time, and I ( Read more... )

Last night's sleeping attire- I'm not kidding ( Read more... )

Bugs haven't gone. Slowly going mad ( Read more... )

Yesterday I woke up with four new bites on my neck. So I sprayed all the baseboards again and finished off the bottle of spray Steven bought us, and then wore a turtleneck to bed. This morning I woke up with three on my face. I felt actual rage. Every night now, when I lay my head down on the pillow, I think of those little demons crawling on me, ( Read more... )