[The Captain is roaming the streets, again. Much like before, he has that 9-iron in his hands.

Unlike before now it's not held ready to fight, it's dragging along beside him bouncing along the pavement.

The Captain's shoulders are slumped and he seems to drag each step.

He is crying and mumbling to himself.]

I knew it'd never work ( Read more... )

[Super strength gone? Check. Flying gone? Check. Strange letter in the mail about killing? Check. Phone calls as the town goes crazy? Check.

The Captain picks up the phone and throws his two cents into the ring.]

[[Phone | Everyone]]Don't fall for this ☠☠☠☠ again people. You get nothing if you win, it's a ☠☠☠☠ lie, again ( Read more... )

[It's a bird! It's a plane!

No, it's superman an alcoholic with super powers.

The Captain is flying through the air. He got back his powers and now he's going to save the day!

Are you doing something wrong?

Are you blasting your powers all over the place?

Are you also flying?

Then maybe you'll have The Captain paying you a visit!]((OOC: ( Read more... )

[The Captain is being harassed by drones everywhere he goes ( Read more... )

[Thanks to sending more than one letter, it seems The Captain's requests did not go over so well. His house is completely filled with coal!

Anyone looking for will have to find him somewhere under this mess.

Though just a warning to all who try.

The Captain is dead.]

[The Captain made a mistake, like usual. The phone would be knocked off the hook during his panic. The call goes out to the town.]

"AAAAAHHHH!! No! Get them off, get them off!!!! Why are they biting me!?!?!? ☠☠☠☠!!!"

( [To Those at 950 Beulah Street.] )

[The Captain is stumbling down your street! Yes YOUR street!

This is pretty normal. Though this time he ISN'T DRUNK!

He is, in fact, a wandering zombie! His body is rotting! He smells terrible like usual, even worse than usual! Half his teeth have rotted out! His one arm has fallen off! What do you do ( Read more... )

[The Captain is walking down the street ( Read more... )

[The Captain can be found walking the streets like normal. He wasn't drunk! He was looking for a bar though. He was going to try a new place because he kept getting kicked out of the old one. He didn't realize he didn't have a huge selection ( Read more... )

[[Location: 1447 Mitchell Road]]

[The Captain would wake up in his own bed. Gasping for breath over and over again. Blinking until his vision cleared. A ceiling. Looking around he recognized this room. He muttered.]

You have to be ☠☠☠☠ kidding me.

[Rolling slowly out of bed, he forced his body to move. None of the pain from his time there ( Read more... )