[The Captain made a mistake, like usual. The phone would be knocked off the hook during his panic. The call goes out to the town.]
"AAAAAHHHH!! No! Get them off, get them off!!!! Why are they biting me!?!?!? ☠☠☠☠!!!"
[The Captain has received the turkey with spiders. He is now running around the living room stomping, flailing and thrashing trying to avoid being poisoned. He is failing horribly. Lamps get smashed, phone knocked off the hook, couch flipped. It is a disaster.]