Fifth Incision - We need something more sturdy than blankets for a fort.

[healforscience]

[Basic Drone filter]
[Medic is absolutely JUBILANT at these recent developments. He regards death as a beautiful flower that must be nourished, but now isn't the time for needless killing. Now is the time to get ready for what seems like a deadly attack. After all, a doctor has to be responsible, right? ]

Anyvone who iz capable of fightink und does

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[muffled_noises]

Being a good doctor?

...I'm getting ready, regardless.

[healforscience]

Pyro, I never vas a good doctor. But I'm flattered zhat you think so.

Good idea. Ve need to be ready.

[muffled_noises]

You kept us alive. We've been through this before, though.

What kind of mercenaries would we be if we just laid down and took it?

[healforscience]

If I failed at keepink you alive, BLU vould own 'alf ze planet by now. Or...come to think of it, zhey vould buy out RED und I vould have to get along vith a whole new set of dummkopfs.

[He chuckles.] Dead vones, I can tell you zhat.

[muffled_noises]

Doesn't sound like a good outcome, anyway.

*Pyro laughs a little himself* Well no shit.

[healforscience]

To be 'onest, I never vant our little "var" to end. Even if we von, I vould be a bit disappointed.

vell, dead, und poor. Nobody gets paid as good as ve do for beink vhat herr Soldat vould call a "pansy."

[muffled_noises]

I don't think it'll ever end, to be honest.

Death and poverty go together.

[healforscience]

I vould 'ope zhat is the case.

[Chuckles] Though I am sure zhat enough property damage has been done zhat ve are quite possibly tied vith our BLU counterparts for ze most expensive Mercenaries in ze vorld.

[muffled_noises]

Not like I've got anything to go back to if it does end.

I wonder how much the companies spend patching up holes.

[healforscience]

I don't vant to go back either, und I DO 'ave zomething to go back to.

I imagine zhat it is a lot more than zhey pay us.

[muffled_noises]

That says a lot about you.

And probably where some of our cash goes, anyway.

[healforscience]

...I zuppose it does.

Vell, vill we ever get paid? I alvays feel zhat zhis contract vill never end.

[muffled_noises]

We're all pretty fucked in the head.

I'm beginning to wonder. You seen a cent since we started?

[healforscience]

You 'ave zhat right.

...come to think of it, no. Und my inital contract vas only for eight months. It's been nearly three years.

[muffled_noises]

... Something seems off about that, doesn't it?

[healforscience]

Per'aps ve should ask ze BLU Engineer if it iz ze same for him. Zhis is not ze first time I 'ave had some suspicions.