Pickles...

[hayama_kun]

Tomorrow should prove interesting, as for April Fool's Day, I will only speak in Japanese (though originally, I didn't realize it would be the 1st). It'll be fun to confuse people and laugh at them inwardly or do other various things.

As for my life...yeah. I'm feeling pretty good right now, I'm having a nice conversation, and am in a feeling of euphoria (hurray for vocabulary books). People are having trouble with each other...and though I normally try to be the voice of un-opinionated reason, this time I do hold a side.... I really disagree with the way ____________ is acting... I don't think what they are doing is right, as I think they are being unreasonable.

I am drawing a blank...I'm done!

But wait-I just thought of something!

An Ode to Pickles-
By Keaton

How I love pickles
The green, exquisite crunch
The way I can eat
And always be pleased
And yet, I am not
For I must suffer eternally
At the mercy
Of the torturous lid

Oh foul lid!
Why must you keep us
From our sour-sweet treat?
Do you enjoy our pain?
Why will you never
Relinquish your high thrown
And grant us access to
Your incredible bounty?
Have we done you some wrong?

Alas, I have failed;
I cannot remove the golden cap
And unleash the power to vanquish
All hunger from my being

-But wait!
Perhaps I should turn,
and not pry you instead?

Make friends and be good, kiddies!