Dear Reckless Abeccabandon,

If you ever compile a book of essays titled "There's a pitbull in my shower," you should probably have this lady contribute this story.

Oh god, this so calls for a list. We should tag-team-google-doc this shit.

OK Bye.

XOXOMG,
Fancy Pants

My mom brought this story to my attention.

Math Teacher Accused Of Choking Student

That's so sad! He wasn't my math teacher, but I can't blame him. The kids at that school are horrible. I looked up the "victim" on MySpace, but he appears to have a private profile. Probably a smart move.

Guess he wasn't in it for the publicity.

After a conversation last night about what plastic surgery is doing to society and women's expectations of themselves, I found this article very appropriate.

Toe extensions? Shoulder lipo? BELLY BUTTON REMOVAL? And who the hell wants to make their butt BIGGER?! Damn that J-Lo. This is crazy talk.

These past couple days I have been exposed to lots of ( Read more... )

Wow.

If you enjoy sarcasm, know who Dustin Diamond is (Yes, Screech) and you have a couple minutes, you absolutely should read this article.

Unrelated: I want to watch Veronica Mars now.

So, this is about the puppy video. No, not a cute one. The one where the marine throws the yelping puppy off the cliff.

Yeah.

Don't look it up, you don't need to see it. Anyway, naturally I started looking up news articles about it, because I needed to know why the FUCK anyone would throw a fucking puppy off a cliff. I was hoping I would find a ( Read more... )

I think I neglected to mention that we had cake again last Friday. I didn't take a picture of it. However, we are eating cake today too. Here is today's cake, a combination of thick oreo cookie crust swirled with caramel and lined with dense chocolate, topped with chocolate ice cream. It's from Dairy Queen.

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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19335109

So sad! At least they were together, I suppose :(