and eat it too.
I think I neglected to mention that we had cake again last Friday. I didn't take a picture of it. However, we are eating cake today too. Here is today's cake, a combination of thick oreo cookie crust swirled with caramel and lined with dense chocolate, topped with chocolate ice cream. It's from Dairy Queen.
Please hug me from now on so I am encouraged to keep myself at a size that allows your hands to clasp behind my back.
In other news, some teenagers threw a loaded pistol into my parents' backyard last week, and they found it on Saturday! How exciting. Or not at all. If the police told me that a gun I found in my backyard was just disposed of by some kids, I would think the kids were paid off to drop their dad's gun there so someone else could jump the fence later and wait for me to get home and then kill me. Glad I don't live there anymore, or I would probably be freaking out quite a little bit. Speaking of home, I'm ready to go there now.
Please hug me from now on so I am encouraged to keep myself at a size that allows your hands to clasp behind my back.
In other news, some teenagers threw a loaded pistol into my parents' backyard last week, and they found it on Saturday! How exciting. Or not at all. If the police told me that a gun I found in my backyard was just disposed of by some kids, I would think the kids were paid off to drop their dad's gun there so someone else could jump the fence later and wait for me to get home and then kill me. Glad I don't live there anymore, or I would probably be freaking out quite a little bit. Speaking of home, I'm ready to go there now.