So last night mom was totally sick which was gross and no fun, and not a great way to start my day. And then, on the way to work, the exit was randomly on the wrong side of the goddamn road (my commute is under perpetual construction) so I ended up being late to work, though my boss just lol'd at me.

But then I saw Hulk Hogan. awesome. I scrambled ( Read more... )

I know this is once again a post with no substance but I need your help, internets.

My Firefox has been updated to 3.0.3 and it is filling me with fury. Half my add-ons don't work, but most frustratingly the drop down navigation has been completely fucked up. Anyone who has ever shared a computer with me knows that I am EXTREMELY PARTICULAR about ( Read more... )

Today on the way home from work I saw a biker cowboy. He was standing on the side of the road (in front of a church, I think, for extra bonus WTF) next to a motorcycle, holding the reins of a horse that was next to him on the other side. He was skinny and old but in that badass sort of way, like Sam Elliott except with a giant beard and a bandanna ( Read more... )

I crave an impulse buy. I just don't know what. I'm thinking, something in the range of $100 or less. I am fond of: clothes, shoes, makeup, toys, things that are pointless, books that are interesting, things that are old, things that are useful, most things in general ( Read more... )

Am back from Miami! Have attempted to tackle the flist but OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS. Skip 300 at least. That is like my personal definition of TL;DR ( Read more... )

This is awesome and wonderful and sort of maybe might've made me tear up very slightly from too much joy ( Read more... )

THE SPIDER FOUND ME AGAIN.

AT LEAST IT HAD BETTER HAVE BEEN THE SAME FUCKING ONE BECAUSE NOW IT IS DEAD AND I AM SAFE.

Despite my previous resolve to wear shoes at all times, it found me as I was in the middle of letting my toenail polish dry. shoeless. weaponless! also, IT WAS ON THE CHAIR WITH ME. I'm all comfy and chilling in the recliner, ( Read more... )

There was a spider in the bathroom. It was bigger than I generally prefer my spiders to be. I don't mind them when they're tiny, and this one wasn't really big, just... bigger than I would like to share space with ( Read more... )

It's like five in the morning so maybe this won't seem as genius/hilarious to me later, but.

I'm not saying this ought to be a fic. I just want you to have this in your brain:

Snape=Elphaba. Lockhart=Galinda.

TOP SECRET BFF.