:( :(
There was a spider in the bathroom. It was bigger than I generally prefer my spiders to be. I don't mind them when they're tiny, and this one wasn't really big, just... bigger than I would like to share space with.
I don't like to kill spiders. but this one probably deserved it solely for my peace of mind. sadly, I was too busy standing on the toilet and quietly panicking and wrestling with the guilt that killing spiders gives me, and my hesitation allowed it to escape.
now I have no idea where the hell it is. I have to work, god damn it! I need to sleep!
dear anansi: please stay out of my room. and jackie's room. and mom's. all rooms. please. just.. actually I'd appreciate it if you'd leave entirely, but I know that's not fair to ask, so maybe we can come to some kind of deal. you can have the bathroom so long as you are never, ever visible when I am in there, and in return you will stay out of, y'know, my room, where I sleep, while you do whatever you do. also, please don't lay any eggs. I mean.. just. not in the house. okay? deal? and seriously, I mean it, stay out of my room. all rooms. bedrooms. it's not like it would even be that funny anyway. also please understand that I do not WANT to squish you, I do my best at all times to avoid squishing you, but next time we have a face to face, one of us is going down, and since I am going to be wearing shoes 24/7 from here on out, things would probably not go well for you. not that I would want to threaten you or anything! we are working out a deal! peace talks! I'm just saying. something to keep in mind. okay. hope we're cool. good talk. peace out.
I don't like to kill spiders. but this one probably deserved it solely for my peace of mind. sadly, I was too busy standing on the toilet and quietly panicking and wrestling with the guilt that killing spiders gives me, and my hesitation allowed it to escape.
now I have no idea where the hell it is. I have to work, god damn it! I need to sleep!
dear anansi: please stay out of my room. and jackie's room. and mom's. all rooms. please. just.. actually I'd appreciate it if you'd leave entirely, but I know that's not fair to ask, so maybe we can come to some kind of deal. you can have the bathroom so long as you are never, ever visible when I am in there, and in return you will stay out of, y'know, my room, where I sleep, while you do whatever you do. also, please don't lay any eggs. I mean.. just. not in the house. okay? deal? and seriously, I mean it, stay out of my room. all rooms. bedrooms. it's not like it would even be that funny anyway. also please understand that I do not WANT to squish you, I do my best at all times to avoid squishing you, but next time we have a face to face, one of us is going down, and since I am going to be wearing shoes 24/7 from here on out, things would probably not go well for you. not that I would want to threaten you or anything! we are working out a deal! peace talks! I'm just saying. something to keep in mind. okay. hope we're cool. good talk. peace out.