Easter.
I went to church with my mom today. She asked me to go, and I hate telling her no. During the mass there is a point where the priest walked around the congregation and splashed holy water onto people cleansing them of their sins. I happened to be one of those people and it felt like the priest hosed me down with it. My mom was next to me and didn't get hit with it at all. I guess he could tell I was gay.