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Character: Okita Sougo
Series: Gintama
Character Age: 18
Canon: Gintama revolves around a freelancing trio who makes ends meet by carrying out various odd jobs. After all, it's been years since the samurai age, and jobs are hard to come across for the retired samurai who were forced to give up their swords. The ones who banned the swords in the first place? The aliens who conquered Japan. Not foreigners; aliens from outer space. It's thanks to their influence that Edo is up to par with the modern amenities we have today. With all the technology and copious amounts of fourth-wall breaching, it's hard to tell this even takes place in the 1860's anymore. Sure, the series has the Shinsengumi, but they also come equipped with bazookas.
Okita Sougo, captain of the Shinsengumi's first division, honestly cares about his job... it just doesn't show in the way he acts. Probably because he never listens to Hijikata, one of his superiors, and continuously tries to off him at any chance he gets. We're talking voodoo, intentionally aiming weapons at him, counting his corpses in his sleep--yeah. His job includes keeping the peace, which is great and all, but it's easier to get the job done by recklessly blowing shit up. What's a little property damage if it (occasionally) catches the criminal? While Okita's a poor sport with an immature streak, he keeps his emotions in check and comes off like he doesn't care what people think of him. He has a blase attitude and normally speaks (of completely inappropriate things) with a deadpan voice, accompanied with the usual straight face. This guy also has a sadistic side to him, which goes great with the fact that he's a police officer. Really.
Sample Post:
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Director, you're under arrest! There are too many charges here for me to bother listing. The shorter we keep this, the sooner I can watch my dramas. You've been hiding yourself and keeping random strangers captive for too long. Think about it, you're treating them like caged animals and keeping them in a camp that reeks. I'm not about to let you keep pets if you can't take care of them properly. Ah, speaking of pets... I shot a talking bird earlier, one that was making all sorts of ruckus while I was going about my police business. It looked endangered, so I'm adding it to your growing list of offenses. You'll have some crazy people on you after that move. Now, step forward like the bothersome criminal you are and accept your punishment!
Huh, it's not working. Come to think of it, nobody around here's been able to provide an accurate eye-witness report on her. Then again, everyone could have already gone blind. Living in a poorly maintained dump like this could do that to you. Let's see... The director's a woman, and women are usually concerned with their appearance. They'll spend hours in front of the mirror before setting foot outside their house. I'll just have to approach this from a different angle.
Director, it's okay you're ugly! You've surrounded yourself with gorillas and zombies, not to mention you're staying in a nasty swamp. You should fit in easy. Any blemishes on your face can't be that much worse than the bubbles in the lake water. If they are, consult a plastic surgeon or something. They can improve your face from something only a mother could love to a face your fiance wouldn't have minded looking at with the lights on. It's not my fault if your mother didn't love you. So your fiance would only do you in the dark; you have just yourself to blame!
... oi, are you upset? Is that why you're ignoring me? Is it because you're pre-menstrual? Can't you act like this on your own time? This is my time you're wasting. So far ten minutes have gone down the drain. I could be watching late television dramas, but instead I'm trying to understand a moody, possibly deaf, woman with an ugly face and a hobby for imprisoning people. There's no need to make this any more difficult, so come out already!
You're really stubborn about this. I'll just have to break that part of you, won't I, Director. Strong women are easier to bend and break, especially sadistic types like you, so it should be a cinch. I'll make sure to leash you once I have you.
Voting went here~ 96.2% ♥
Series: Gintama
Character Age: 18
Canon: Gintama revolves around a freelancing trio who makes ends meet by carrying out various odd jobs. After all, it's been years since the samurai age, and jobs are hard to come across for the retired samurai who were forced to give up their swords. The ones who banned the swords in the first place? The aliens who conquered Japan. Not foreigners; aliens from outer space. It's thanks to their influence that Edo is up to par with the modern amenities we have today. With all the technology and copious amounts of fourth-wall breaching, it's hard to tell this even takes place in the 1860's anymore. Sure, the series has the Shinsengumi, but they also come equipped with bazookas.
Okita Sougo, captain of the Shinsengumi's first division, honestly cares about his job... it just doesn't show in the way he acts. Probably because he never listens to Hijikata, one of his superiors, and continuously tries to off him at any chance he gets. We're talking voodoo, intentionally aiming weapons at him, counting his corpses in his sleep--yeah. His job includes keeping the peace, which is great and all, but it's easier to get the job done by recklessly blowing shit up. What's a little property damage if it (occasionally) catches the criminal? While Okita's a poor sport with an immature streak, he keeps his emotions in check and comes off like he doesn't care what people think of him. He has a blase attitude and normally speaks (of completely inappropriate things) with a deadpan voice, accompanied with the usual straight face. This guy also has a sadistic side to him, which goes great with the fact that he's a police officer. Really.
Sample Post:
Testing. One, two three...
Director, you're under arrest! There are too many charges here for me to bother listing. The shorter we keep this, the sooner I can watch my dramas. You've been hiding yourself and keeping random strangers captive for too long. Think about it, you're treating them like caged animals and keeping them in a camp that reeks. I'm not about to let you keep pets if you can't take care of them properly. Ah, speaking of pets... I shot a talking bird earlier, one that was making all sorts of ruckus while I was going about my police business. It looked endangered, so I'm adding it to your growing list of offenses. You'll have some crazy people on you after that move. Now, step forward like the bothersome criminal you are and accept your punishment!
Huh, it's not working. Come to think of it, nobody around here's been able to provide an accurate eye-witness report on her. Then again, everyone could have already gone blind. Living in a poorly maintained dump like this could do that to you. Let's see... The director's a woman, and women are usually concerned with their appearance. They'll spend hours in front of the mirror before setting foot outside their house. I'll just have to approach this from a different angle.
Director, it's okay you're ugly! You've surrounded yourself with gorillas and zombies, not to mention you're staying in a nasty swamp. You should fit in easy. Any blemishes on your face can't be that much worse than the bubbles in the lake water. If they are, consult a plastic surgeon or something. They can improve your face from something only a mother could love to a face your fiance wouldn't have minded looking at with the lights on. It's not my fault if your mother didn't love you. So your fiance would only do you in the dark; you have just yourself to blame!
... oi, are you upset? Is that why you're ignoring me? Is it because you're pre-menstrual? Can't you act like this on your own time? This is my time you're wasting. So far ten minutes have gone down the drain. I could be watching late television dramas, but instead I'm trying to understand a moody, possibly deaf, woman with an ugly face and a hobby for imprisoning people. There's no need to make this any more difficult, so come out already!
You're really stubborn about this. I'll just have to break that part of you, won't I, Director. Strong women are easier to bend and break, especially sadistic types like you, so it should be a cinch. I'll make sure to leash you once I have you.
Voting went here~ 96.2% ♥