STATE OF UNION, here we go. I emitted a lot of this from the Chicken Soup post because it sounded better for a SotU? I don't know, I personally thought it did, I guess. :|a??

( BYE BYE BYE?? I CAN'T HELP THE SONG IS PLAYING RIGHT NOW )

I was bored waiting for morning to come, so I decided to join the flock and steal this from Christi, too. ♥

ETA: Oh, there's probably spoiler-ish mentions under the cut. :x

( ARE YOU TIRED OF THIS MEME YET? )

Have you ever wanted to date Okita? If you have: what the hell is wrong with you. I mean, sure, he was in the top ten for male anime characters people would like to marry, but do you really want to spend a date wearing a collar around your neck?

Don't fret! Now you can date him with 100% less sadism and 100% more ROFL WTF IS THIS, OMG I CAN'T STOP ( Read more... )

( DON'T DO IT, MAN! I'M SERIOUS, IT'S A BAD IDEA! )

Thank you, marypoopins ... uh.

Age Dunno, he's a brat. Apparently he can drink though. THAT'S SO UNFAIR.
Height: Kinda short for a guy. Hahaha!
Weight: I could easily throw him across a river.
Medical Info: has the blood of a disgusting sadist flowing through his veins
Eyes: red like blood
Hair: brown like poop
Physical traits: has a stupid face
What's Okay ( Read more... )

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