...is a jackass.
Specifically the Party that owns the MSM, which is suppressing the fact that the Las Vegas Massacre was carried out by a man who had converted to Islam before buying his illegal weapons.

Just so you know.

Feeling very horrible, though. Muscles still haven't healed from looking for Tuxedo, and I had a bad sinus bug already.

Awe makes you say "Whoa!"

Woe makes you say, "Aww."

These words were obviously coined on a Friday.

I have finally figured out why MASH was funny ( Read more... )

The Libertarian Party should raise money for the next campaign by selling shirts that say

DON'T BLAME ME, I VOTED FOR GARY JOHNSON

.

I figure there's going to be a big market no matter who wins.

As a break from the subject of the 2020 campaign, I want to explain why, in my stories, I have never created a character who could read minds ( Read more... )

Being afraid is my natural condition. It has come to be how I know I'm alive.

If I ever stopped being afraid I would probably panic.

So that's all right.

I finished my story rewrite for the Shipstar anthology and sent it off to Larry Niven and Gregory Benford, who approved it at once ( Read more... )

AN OPEN LETTER TO MIKE MYERS:In the event that I ever turn out to be in a position to pass some kind of judgement upon you, I think it only fair to warn you that I am willing to hear arguments to the effect that the speech opening with "My childhood was typical" is the proximate cause of an unknown but significant number of birth defects ( Read more... )

In keeping with the season, I wish to inform women of something. (I do not know nor, I confess, care if men know this ( Read more... )