...is a jackass.
Specifically the Party that owns the MSM, which is suppressing the fact that the Las Vegas Massacre was carried out by a man who had converted to Islam before buying his illegal weapons.

WHEN I AM PRESIDENT I WILL HAVE WHOEVER RUNS GOOGLE DRAGGED TO THE EXECUTIVE MANSION BY THE DHS TO BE BITCHSLAPPED ON TELEVISION.

I figure this will be worth at least twenty million votes if I run again.

As President I will make it a condition of receiving Federal money that every courthouse in a given district has the following announcement posted conspicuously in all public spaces:

THE SOLE AND EXPRESS PURPOSE OF HAVING CRIMINAL CASES DECIDED BY A JURY OF LOCAL CITIZENS IS TO DECIDE WHETHER A DEFENDANT DESERVES TO BE PUNISHED ( Read more... )

As President I will seek to set up an alternative public school in some district where I can get at least 4096 parents of five-year-olds to agree to the contract system ( Read more... )

In keeping with my obligations as Commander-In-Chief of the armed forces, I will obtain, learn to use, regularly practice with, and on all official occasions wear, a sidearm.

When I depart from the Executive Mansion for the last time I will leave this in the Oval Office for my successor.