First off, please go to this fall-on-the-floor post of spacebug's, which was originally acquired at Tim McSweeney's page of short imagined monologues. (Linked to her lj with permission, all rights reserved, you will get wet on this ride.... etc., etc.)

And then... and THEN, behold the fruits of half-assed lj user dopp.myopenid.com's neverending Real-Metal ( Read more... )