First off, please go to
this fall-on-the-floor post of
spacebug's, which was originally acquired at
Tim McSweeney's page of short imagined monologues. (Linked to her lj with permission, all rights reserved, you will get wet on this ride.... etc., etc.)
And then... and THEN, behold the fruits of half-assed lj user
dopp.myopenid.com's neverending Real-Metal crusade. He didn't make this, he just told the creator about Vintersorg. So, please view this ultimate manifestation of what
ironchefjoe calls
Bork-Bork Music.
(A Muppet chicken is handled roughly, and a rubber chicken even more so, in this clip.)
Click to view
If you start to get too borked bored, skip ahead about 1:45 (or 0:35 remaining) into the thing.