Meme5: Fine, It's A Bunch Of Music Quizzes But STILL-

May 28, 2010 21:59

7. What do you do to prepare for stuff?

Shut Up and Drive by Rihanna

Happy: Having lots of sex with someone before you do something because you’ll feel pretty relaxed and calm after that.

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8. Any last remarks?

Stranger by Hilary Duff

Happy: Why yes, Roxis, I’m out of my mind!

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How does the world see me?

Thanks for the Memories by Fall Out Boy

Happy: Someone who goes through one lover to another at the drop of a hat but also doesn’t give the fuck what others think about how others perceive their sexual relations.

Will I have a happy life?

Alejandro by Lady Gaga

Happy: Sorry, you’re not going to have quite a happy life up ahead. At least in terms of the love life from what the song is telling me. You go through multiple lovers at the same time, for either companionship or money and maybe both, and don’t care if you’re not subtle about the whole thing.

When you get bored with the relationship or feel like one of them is getting too close, you push them away in order to not recuperate your feelings and not feel bad for what you’ve done to them.

Yeah. Sorry buddy.

What do people really think of me?

Special by Avenue Q Original Cast

Happy: Wow…um…haha…they apparently think you’re a ‘special’ someone who makes people feel ‘special’ when they’re down or something. If someone’s feeling blue or wants to spice up their life, they turn to you and you ‘help’ them. Via vertical tango, if you know what I mean.

Please don’t kill me. It’s my I-Pod.

Do people secretly lust after me?

Too Little Too Late by Jojo

Happy: They might but don’t want to try anything since you’re currently in a bad shift of emotions right now and don’t want to face your temper. This is all due to a relationship going sour.

*Looks at the answer for one of the questions* Oh wow…haha…funny thing, right?

How can I make myself happy?

Dirty, Beautiful, Rich by Lady Gaga

Happy: Go out and party and do anything you want to. Don’t feel bad for whatever happens after it, just do it and don’t give a shit. Money isn’t needed in this situation but a group certainly is.

You may feel bad, especially how your father might view this, but keep doing it and have fun.

What should I do with my life?

S.O.S (Rescue Me) by Rihanna

Happy: If you’re in a current relationship that makes you feel frustrated or stress, tell the person immediately or someone else and HAVE THEM HELP YOU. You’re flustered and just need someone to pay attention to your needs. Otherwise, batshit crazy town.

Population: You.

Will I ever have children?

I Wanna Have Your Babies by N.B

Happy: Does that answer your question?

What is some good advice for me?

I Kissed A Girl by Katy Perry

Happy: Don’t freak out when you do something under the influence of alcohol. Relax and realize you’re just having fun. Whether it be kissing a girl or vomiting on your boy’s shoes, try to rationalize yourself and simply think ‘it’ll only happen one night, that’s it’. Shrug it off the best you can. That or stay the fuck away from alcohol.

What do I think my current theme song is?

Summer Sunshine by The Corrs

Happy: About you and the world changing around you…without you at all. You desire to change but can’t find a way to do it yourself, so you turn to some sort of material (‘sunshine’, maybe a person) to make yourself complete.

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?

Iris by Goo Goo Dolls

Happy:…Umm…everyone thinks you’re emo and you are desperately looking for life and validation after someone you love goes away one way or another.

Man, my I-Pod is being to bitchy to you bookxbuttefly.

What song will play at my funeral?

Awww Dip by Cobra Starship

Happy: Crowning. Moment. Of. Awesome.

What type of men/women do you like?

Beep by Pussycat Dolls feat. will.i.am

Happy: Apparently someone who doesn’t want your ‘ha-ha-ha’ and pays attention to you during a conversation and not at your twins. Someone who listens your words and respects you even if you’re a knockout. They realize you’re a person and not a walking sex toy.

Too be honest, I wouldn’t blame you.

What is my day going to be like?

Dance Dance by Fall Out Boy

Happy: Someone you like is always with someone else and it frustrates you due to it. When they come to you after something happens, you just want to fuck them instead. Excuse my French.

Why am I here?

My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion

Happy: You watched Titanic; you cried your heart out and want to feel better by reading crap like this in order to laugh somehow.

What will people remember me for?

Are You Happy Now? by Michelle Branch

Happy: Your relationship with someone you love is going to be in really, really, really bad shape for whatever reasons. It kept going back and forth, with the person showing he loves you and suddenly being cold and wanting to break it off. This goes on for a long time.

You finally tell the person to GTFO damn it after he/she tries to casually say ‘not you, me’ and hope they’re happy with what they’ve done to you and your trust in other people and views in relationships.

You’re angry, bitter and mad and everyone knows it. You try to move on but no one can not look at you and see the angry, vindicated woman at the same time.

What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?

I Maybe Rude But I’m The Truth by Cobra Starship

Happy: I can't blame you.

Are there people outside waiting to take me away?

Cherry Lips (Go Baby Go) by Garbage

Happy: Err…no. But, if it makes you feel better, someone you might have the hots for is in prostitution and maybe a man/women/whatever it is! The person is 21-years-old, known for being a streetwalker and was liked be a lot of people.

What will this year be all about?

When I Grow Up by Pussycat Dolls

Happy: Sadly you are in the world where everyone wants to be a big star (guilty here) and all about me, me, me. Are you bleeding? Too fucking bad! Everyone else is too busy Tweeting or Facebooking about how many Skittles they ate every hour or so.

Welcome to Materialism, U.S.A. You can thank Paris Hilton for that, FYI.

Why was I ever born?

All I Want For Christmas Is You by Mariah Carey

Happy: Your parents were in love and felt quite lovey-dovey during Christmas…

What song will be played on my wedding?

Gravity by John Mayer

Happy: Most likely a song about your life and growth as you grew up and your family’s way of telling you how proud they are of you being in their lives. Parents and siblings may sniffle a bit but careful you! You’re wearing mascara.

Complete with slideshow of pictures of you in every stage of life. Don’t expect your husband to be in it since you’re the one in the spot light. I also, for some reason, have vibes of your father hating his guts.

For what I'd kill someone?

Hollaback Boy by Cobra Starship

Happy: You’ll kill a guy for spreading the secret of how you’ve been getting such good grades: By giving a blow jobs to the substitute teacher.

That’s the last straw in your opinion, since he’s been humiliating you (like having sex with you and kicking you out after that) and insulting you all the time (weight for example) and enough is enough.

What will be my last thought before I die?

Jump (For My Love) by Girls Aloud

Happy: The last time you made a guy worked hard to get your attention. Too be fair, I would think that as well.

What is the best song to describe my school mates?

Blah Blah Blah by Ke$ha feat 3OH!1

Happy: They talk waaaaaaay too much even when one of them is trying to hit on you and impress you. The constant words coming out of their mouth is driving you crazy, especially when you’re listening to your favourite song is on.

I feel so....

If I Never See Your Face Again by Maroon 5

Happy: Uh…casual after having sex with someone? What’s with my I-Pod giving you answers about sex?

Of what I'm afraid?

Toxic by Britney Spears

Happy: A guy that will hook you, no matter what kind of guy he is.

My favourite quote:

Luxurious by Gewn Stefani

Happy: You know you are my treasure chest, its pure perfection when we kiss.

I like to...

Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) by Beyonce

Happy: Have your man finally finalize your relationship with a marriage. Bonus if the relationship is 3+ years!

I wanna ... you

Popular by Wicked Original Cast

Happy: Make you pop-ul-ar…

... me

The Avenue Q Theme Song by Avenue Q Original Cast

Happy: Constantly remind me that I’m 22 and I still live in low-rent apartment complex run by Gary Coleman (for serious) after I’ve college with a B.A in English.

What I wanna do now?

4 In The Morning by Gwen Stefani

Happy: Prove to someone you care for that the relationship is still worth it even with all the drama the both of you are in due to the relationship. You think the tears, screaming and fighting is worth looking over the person you love while they sleep. But the person also has to commit in the relationship as much as you do.

What do you actually desire?

Call Me When You’re Sober by Evanescence

Happy: Er…this is self-explanatory, you know?

What would you do to take over the world?

Crawling by Linkin Park

Happy: Make everyone so emo that A) They give up on life and let you win B) Kill themselves C) Listen to too much LinkinPark to notice you take over the world. The worst thing about this theory of taking over the world via LinkinPark?

I actually think it’ll work, seeing the way we teenagers are right now.

Your greatest Desire

Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off by Panic! At The Disco

Happy: That son of a bitch who cheated on you regrets what they’ve done, since you were the best catch they’ve ever had. And no one else can compare to what you did with that person.

Most of all you’re not going to let them take over your thoughts and simply let them do whatever they want now. You’re not their lover anymore, why worry about whatever stupid thing they might do now?

Seriously, what why are you hogging all the relationship songs?

Wanna have for X-mas:

Teeth by Lady Gaga

Happy: Uhh…uhh…I honestly don’t know. I have no clue what this song is all about. Something about pleasuring your man orally. Don’t ask me. Please.

I like to lick:

Addicted by Kelly Clarkson

Happy:…fists? Because this song is all about abusive relationship with someone so…

I would tell ... to my first love

Thunder by Boys Like Girls

Happy: Awwww….you want to tell them that your first love made you feel something you haven’t felt at first and they made you experience something new and different. The way they did something, said or acted was unique and how they made you feel all warm and fuzzy.

Also that you loved them and would never, ever love another person because you had them, nothing would change that at all. To take lyrics out of the song: Their face was the soundtrack of your summer and their eyes reminded you of the brightest color or when thunder hit the ground. Bright, frightening yet beautiful.

Wanna screw...

Listen by Beyonce

Happy: Oh God, I-Pod. I knew you were going to fuck the mood up set-up by the last question. I just didn’t know how. Let’s answer this question now:

You want to screw Beyonce and I wouldn’t blame you. Have you SEEN that ass of hers? Hello!

Why am I still writing this stupid questionare?

Jai Ho (You Are My Destiny) by Pussycat Dolls

Happy: Because…destiny! FUCK YEAH!!

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