Pic Spam Fun! 4: Cracked.com
Since no one suggested nothing, yet again, for the next installment for Pic Spam Fun; I again chose the next subject for this little segment of mine. It's going to be Cracked.com: Humor Site since 1958.
I'm going to lift most of the pictures from the Craptions, where WTF pictures are given even more WTF one-liners from the fans. I chose the ones I thought were funny. So...
Subject: Cracked.com's Craptions!
Alright, kiddies! Quiz time: What's happening here?
A) Jesus at his Second Coming.
B) Micheal Bay's attempt at an orgy movie.
C) Giants fucking one another.
If you chose D: I don't want to fucking know, please don't make me, you're right!
Guy in gray shirt: Hey, why isn't tapping her? She's all tied up!
Guy in orange shirt: Oh, you wouldn't want her. She's damaged goods.
Guy in gray shirt: How can you tell?
Guy in orange shirt: Can't you see? She's already been nailed.
This is why I hate sci-fi movies: Everything is less impressive (and more mind-scarring) without CGI.
Take this for example...
This is why I hate Japan. I walk into an anime convention and I walk out of there looking like this.
At least I have my dignity, isn't that right Mr. Feelers-Molesting-Marvin?
Guy 1: In Soviet Russia, statue spits water at-
Guy 2: I swear to God, Alex, finish that sentence and I'll kill you.
News Reporter:...and in Japan, the government was forced to place new bathrooms and signs after cult followers of a dance pop sensation in the U.S have started to question their own gender. This has cost over 500,000 in construction costs.
Mia Tokyia, can you tell us more information about this mysterious singer?
Mia Tokyia: Riu, I've gotten new information that this person is called 'Lady Gaga' and...
English Police Officer: Now, say 100 Mississippis and you've passed the test.
Drunk Guy: Oh shi-
Author: Sobriety Test: In the 1900's, They Were Serious Business.
Japanese Schoolgirl 1: Tentacle Monsters outside of the hentai anime are less impressive.
Japanese Schoolgirl 2: Basically like the CGI for the Westerns than.
Author: Alas, I can't think of a punny joke for this picture.
The consequences for joining 'Gamers Club'. Even in a place like San Francisco.
I'm going to lift most of the pictures from the Craptions, where WTF pictures are given even more WTF one-liners from the fans. I chose the ones I thought were funny. So...
Subject: Cracked.com's Craptions!
Alright, kiddies! Quiz time: What's happening here?
A) Jesus at his Second Coming.
B) Micheal Bay's attempt at an orgy movie.
C) Giants fucking one another.
If you chose D: I don't want to fucking know, please don't make me, you're right!
Guy in gray shirt: Hey, why isn't tapping her? She's all tied up!
Guy in orange shirt: Oh, you wouldn't want her. She's damaged goods.
Guy in gray shirt: How can you tell?
Guy in orange shirt: Can't you see? She's already been nailed.
This is why I hate sci-fi movies: Everything is less impressive (and more mind-scarring) without CGI.
Take this for example...
This is why I hate Japan. I walk into an anime convention and I walk out of there looking like this.
At least I have my dignity, isn't that right Mr. Feelers-Molesting-Marvin?
Guy 1: In Soviet Russia, statue spits water at-
Guy 2: I swear to God, Alex, finish that sentence and I'll kill you.
News Reporter:...and in Japan, the government was forced to place new bathrooms and signs after cult followers of a dance pop sensation in the U.S have started to question their own gender. This has cost over 500,000 in construction costs.
Mia Tokyia, can you tell us more information about this mysterious singer?
Mia Tokyia: Riu, I've gotten new information that this person is called 'Lady Gaga' and...
English Police Officer: Now, say 100 Mississippis and you've passed the test.
Drunk Guy: Oh shi-
Author: Sobriety Test: In the 1900's, They Were Serious Business.
Japanese Schoolgirl 1: Tentacle Monsters outside of the hentai anime are less impressive.
Japanese Schoolgirl 2: Basically like the CGI for the Westerns than.
Author: Alas, I can't think of a punny joke for this picture.
The consequences for joining 'Gamers Club'. Even in a place like San Francisco.