"we've wandered mony a weary foot, sin' auld lang syne."

Dec 31, 2004 17:18

happy new years to you all!

here are my top ten goals for the upcoming year:

10. learn to levitate
9. move to yorkshire and run a lucrative herdwick sheep business
8. get canonized while i'm still alive and even though i'm not a catholic!
7. conjure up a blizzard in february on a tuesday
6. get the jews and palestinians to shake hands and be buddies.
5. build a time machine that really works! (maybe i can modify the balfour declaration and kill two birds with one stone)
4. follow in arthur ewing's footsteps and go on the road with a troupe of musical mice.
3. get a bona fide minion and name him/her "planchet"
2. get an honorary title from the queen after saving her and all of london from a flaming meteor. after that point, you may all refer to me as dame hannah nutwood
1. rule the world (but that's a given)

cheers!

~s

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