I think that when I have my sitcom phase in life (reference: the short period of time where I will have my own prime time sitcom on cable television (so I can use the f word and all that)) that I will have different children every show so that my viewers will talk about it and say things like "WHAT! how did she have a red head boy last week and ( Read more... )

Tonight I saw a prophet for free, an island (though he said he wasnt) in this sea of faces, some gaping some empty some extra credit eyed like the differences in tide. He spoke of moon mothers, women and their sacred bodies how they created the world and he doesnt buy that "bitches aint shit" shit anymore and he would like to call the "seven ( Read more... )

Dear ___________(fool)
You are invited to a suck fest:


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SO, I have nothing real to say except I love some people and I don't love others. I am tired but I'm waiting for a phone call. I think I will always be your/that Planned Parenthood friend. I am worried about adult things like credit card debt ( Read more... )

so if there is one band I love most dearly it's modest mouse. and can I say I loved them so much before they got famous and you cant beat me at song trivia and the lyrics I carry around in my head for all uses. they have a new CD out on the 20th and Im wondering if I should buy it because after 3 shows, and Good News For People Who Love Bad News I ( Read more... )

There is no way I can be here next year, I can't even believe I'm saying that because this semester has been SO much better. I want to get it together, and do something real. It is 75 degrees today, this makes me overjoyed. I am done with my FAFSA, and my UNCA application (which comes with an essay I really like because its not a bullshit list of ( Read more... )

It seems like every time I go to class I am reminded that the world is ending. It is usually not even a alarmist environmentalist professor either but more like a smart one. Smart people know the world is ending soon. Point blank ( Read more... )

Yes I do feel bad for that girl and for you because you were handed one of life's good ole fucked up predicaments. And each time you looked at me and said "fuck, don't let me. don't let me fuck up" I slipped further down into the impossible. And yes, I am scared to hold your hand in the mall, to call you on the phone, and no I am not. I am not ( Read more... )

In the delta sun, down in Arkansas ( Read more... )

Some filmmakers are less obvious, they will make up a show and the leading actor will stare at the lens with these piercing and bottomless blue eyes, the kind that go on forever and they will know you like you've never been known. They will hold you in their scene forever but eventually the lights go up and you realize the whole audience has been ( Read more... )