So every year, my grandpa sends me a box of chocolates for Valentine's day. I got mine in the mail today, and I wrote him a thank you e-mail, and he sent me a reply, which went thus ( Read more... )

My dog is pretty old and has been getting steadily deafer for a while now, so she can really only hear things that are either really loud or in a certain pitch.

...So my mom has started trying to teach her sign language

No joke of a lie

Elisa: I have discovered that wearing a hat is disarming
Elisa: Not, you know, literally
Hannah: Hahahahaha
Elisa: It just seems to distract people
Hannah: Does it? How so
Elisa: They just don't expect hats