itp: WHY WASSAILING FIC NEEDS TO OCCUR (feel free to ignore)
hamdrax: Omg Bees, Im listening to this like Ye Olde Medieval Jesus Songes cd
hamdrax: the song about jesus drowning children just came on
hamdrax: jksdfhsdf lmfao
hamdrax: I forgot that at the end of this song, Mary cuts a switch and whips Jesus
hamdrax: THREE WHIPPINGS. ONE FOR EVERY CHILD HE MURDERED
hamdrax: this is such crack
thezippyolive: O_O
hamdrax: I KNOW, RIGHT!!!!
thezippyolive: I love England, man
hamdrax: hahahaha
hamdrax: yeah, wtf
thezippyolive: what is this song fucking called?
hamdrax: UMM let me check!
hamdrax: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bitter_Withy
hamdrax: this shit!!!
thezippyolive: OMG what
hamdrax: HAHA YES!!
thezippyolive: O_O
hamdrax: HAHA I KNOOW you thought i was exaggerating!!
thezippyolive: I.. what is this... I don't even....
hamdrax: medieval anglophone christmas is basically the best thing
hamdrax: I dont even know
thezippyolive: O_O
hamdrax: it also has a fuckton of "LOL BLESS YOU LORD AND LADY I HOPE YOUR CORN GROWS GOOD AND STUFF give us things or we'll never leave your fucking house" wassailing songs
thezippyolive: OMG
thezippyolive: YESSSSSSS
thezippyolive: I think Gavorche needs to go wassailing
hamdrax: those are the ones I want courfeyrac to sing
thezippyolive: YES, him and Grantaire and Gavroche together
hamdrax: and, he totally would be able to get a bunch of amis to do it out of general Anglophilia and some kind of misguided attempt to show solidarity with the working classes.
thezippyolive: lmfao
hamdrax: because theyre all like, the peasantry's songs
thezippyolive: LOL
hamdrax: and have this sort of VAGUELY THREATENING overtones in this... well
hamdrax: like... vaguely threatening ...overly complimentary to their lord and lady but in a very HELLO AREN'T YOU ALL LOVELY GOOD LOOKING PEOPLE I SURE HOPE YOU LIVE TO ANOTHER NEW YEAR /LEER overtones
thezippyolive: LMFAO
thezippyolive: I think Patron-Minette should sing these songs then
hamdrax: oh, totally!!!
hamdrax I mean they vary, some are genuinely well-wishing (mostly)
hamdrax: and like "LOL HI GUYS REMEMBER US WE WORK YOUR FIELDS AND STUFF... PLEASE GIVE US THINGS..."
hamdrax: and some are a lot more HI THERE >D >D >D
hamdrax: OH LOOK AT ALL THAT NICE ALE YOU HAVE !!!!! HMMMMmmm
thezippyolive: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
hamdrax: oh man this one song
hamdrax: is all
hamdrax: YAY PUT THINGS IN OUR BOWLS
hamdrax: I SURE HOPE YOU GO TO HEAVEN
hamdrax: BUT, IF YOU PUT SMALL AMOUNTS OF THIGNS OR BAD THINGS IN OUR BOWLS
hamdrax: THEN WE'LL HARM YOU!!! 8DD MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
thezippyolive: OMG I fucking love you
hamdrax: http://sniff.numachi.com/pages/tiWASGLOUC;ttWASGLOUC.html
hamdrax: "Come butler, come fill us a bowl of the best
Then we hope that your soul in heaven may rest
But if you do draw us a bowl of the small
Then down shall go butler, bowl and all"
hamdrax: HAHAHAHA
hamdrax: HERE IS TO COLLY AND TO HER LONG TAIL
thezippyolive: OMG ILU
hamdrax: hahahahhaa
hamdrax: WASSAILERS, I LOVE THEM
hamdrax: THEY'RE SO DRUNKEN AND THREATENING
thezippyolive: Patron-Minette needs to wassail
hamdrax: YES they so do
hamdrax: LET THESE JOLLY WASSAILERS IN >D... (or else)
thezippyolive: Fuck yes
thezippyolive: Hamms we NEED to draw this O_O
hamdrax: YES
hamdrax: let me find some more wassails lol
hamdrax: these all also have percussion of like SHOUTING!!! and HITTING TABLES WITH TANKARDS. AND THINGS. it's the best
thezippyolive: >8D
hamdrax: let's seee that's the gloucestershire one... ugh I cant remember what some of the others are called
thezippyolive: I need to figure out whose door they are knocking on to wassail
hamdrax: oh Courfeyrac and Bossuet and Grantaire and Jehan totally like, drag Marius around wassailing and they totally knock on Valjeans door
hamdrax: and marius is like OH GOD I AM MORTIFIED
hamdrax: and cosette is like "aw how cute"
hamdrax: and Valjean is like OH GOD DID JAVERT SEND YOU????
hamdrax: ..not that I have this all planned out, or anything
thezippyolive: HAMMS this NEEDS TO MAKE AN LJ ENTRY
thezippyolive: like OMFG
hamdrax: HAHAHA it does
hamdrax: I mean can you imagine it??? IT WOULD BE SO BEAUTIFUL.
hamdrax: I want fic of courfeyrac trying to convince enjolras that there are legitimate class solidarity reasons for wassailing
hamdrax: and enjolras is ...
hamdrax: B| "have fun"
hamdrax: and then everyone is like AWWW BUT...
thezippyolive: this is amazing
hamdrax: there is a character in this wassail song called john the red-nosed; I am imaginign he is grantaire
thezippyolive: OMG YESSSSSSS
hamdrax: hahahah
hamdrax: theyre sitting aorund tlaking about how to hunt/kill/cook this boar they want to hunt
hamdrax: and john the red nosed is all IN A BLOODY GREAT BRASS CAULDRON !!!! and keeps interrupting everyone
hamdrax: AND IF YOU DONT OPEN UP YOUR DOOR, WE'LL LAY IT FLAT UPON THE FLOOR!!! MASTER OPENS UP YOUR ALE VAT AND GIVE US A COUPLE CUPS OF THAT!
hamdrax: WE ARE ALL QUEEN MARY'S MEN AND THATS BEFORE OUR LAAAADY
thezippyolive: LMFAO
hamdrax: :DD
hamdrax: man there is just no way in which this is not a totally justifiable fic idea, fuck
thezippyolive: ILU
thezippyolive: please make this happen
hamdrax: I mean Jehan would be really into the THREATENING THE BOURGEOISIE BY BEING MEDIEVAL AT THEM, WITH BOWLS, aspect
hamdrax: and, omg
hamdrax
grantaire and bossuet and bahorel and courfs would just be YAY DRUNKEN SINGING, and
hamdrax: joly would be
hamdrax: "ARE THESE BOWLS SANITARY ..."
thezippyolive: and patron minette?????
thezippyolive: who are they wassailling?!!!
hamdrax: OH
hamdrax: dhfjlgdfsl idk, javert. :')
ETA:
hamdrax: oh boy i just found out the cutty wren is about overthrowing the monarchy
hamdrax: I LIKE IT EVEN BETTER NOW
sexybiopsy: fghdfg
hamdrax: its about killing the king.
hamdrax: and feeding him to the poor.
sexybiopsy: as you do
hamdrax: mmm
hamdrax: well my version DEFS is about that
hamdrax: it's really angry and all WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH THE SPARE RIBS >DDD
sexybiopsy: hdkjsdkjhg
hamdrax: /needs fic of grantaire suggesting they cook charles x in a bloody great brass cauldron
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hamdrax: the song about jesus drowning children just came on
hamdrax: jksdfhsdf lmfao
hamdrax: I forgot that at the end of this song, Mary cuts a switch and whips Jesus
hamdrax: THREE WHIPPINGS. ONE FOR EVERY CHILD HE MURDERED
hamdrax: this is such crack
thezippyolive: O_O
hamdrax: I KNOW, RIGHT!!!!
thezippyolive: I love England, man
hamdrax: hahahaha
hamdrax: yeah, wtf
thezippyolive: what is this song fucking called?
hamdrax: UMM let me check!
hamdrax: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bitter_Withy
hamdrax: this shit!!!
thezippyolive: OMG what
hamdrax: HAHA YES!!
thezippyolive: O_O
hamdrax: HAHA I KNOOW you thought i was exaggerating!!
thezippyolive: I.. what is this... I don't even....
hamdrax: medieval anglophone christmas is basically the best thing
hamdrax: I dont even know
thezippyolive: O_O
hamdrax: it also has a fuckton of "LOL BLESS YOU LORD AND LADY I HOPE YOUR CORN GROWS GOOD AND STUFF give us things or we'll never leave your fucking house" wassailing songs
thezippyolive: OMG
thezippyolive: YESSSSSSS
thezippyolive: I think Gavorche needs to go wassailing
hamdrax: those are the ones I want courfeyrac to sing
thezippyolive: YES, him and Grantaire and Gavroche together
hamdrax: and, he totally would be able to get a bunch of amis to do it out of general Anglophilia and some kind of misguided attempt to show solidarity with the working classes.
thezippyolive: lmfao
hamdrax: because theyre all like, the peasantry's songs
thezippyolive: LOL
hamdrax: and have this sort of VAGUELY THREATENING overtones in this... well
hamdrax: like... vaguely threatening ...overly complimentary to their lord and lady but in a very HELLO AREN'T YOU ALL LOVELY GOOD LOOKING PEOPLE I SURE HOPE YOU LIVE TO ANOTHER NEW YEAR /LEER overtones
thezippyolive: LMFAO
thezippyolive: I think Patron-Minette should sing these songs then
hamdrax: oh, totally!!!
hamdrax I mean they vary, some are genuinely well-wishing (mostly)
hamdrax: and like "LOL HI GUYS REMEMBER US WE WORK YOUR FIELDS AND STUFF... PLEASE GIVE US THINGS..."
hamdrax: and some are a lot more HI THERE >D >D >D
hamdrax: OH LOOK AT ALL THAT NICE ALE YOU HAVE !!!!! HMMMMmmm
thezippyolive: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
hamdrax: oh man this one song
hamdrax: is all
hamdrax: YAY PUT THINGS IN OUR BOWLS
hamdrax: I SURE HOPE YOU GO TO HEAVEN
hamdrax: BUT, IF YOU PUT SMALL AMOUNTS OF THIGNS OR BAD THINGS IN OUR BOWLS
hamdrax: THEN WE'LL HARM YOU!!! 8DD MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
thezippyolive: OMG I fucking love you
hamdrax: http://sniff.numachi.com/pages/tiWASGLOUC;ttWASGLOUC.html
hamdrax: "Come butler, come fill us a bowl of the best
Then we hope that your soul in heaven may rest
But if you do draw us a bowl of the small
Then down shall go butler, bowl and all"
hamdrax: HAHAHAHA
hamdrax: HERE IS TO COLLY AND TO HER LONG TAIL
thezippyolive: OMG ILU
hamdrax: hahahahhaa
hamdrax: WASSAILERS, I LOVE THEM
hamdrax: THEY'RE SO DRUNKEN AND THREATENING
thezippyolive: Patron-Minette needs to wassail
hamdrax: YES they so do
hamdrax: LET THESE JOLLY WASSAILERS IN >D... (or else)
thezippyolive: Fuck yes
thezippyolive: Hamms we NEED to draw this O_O
hamdrax: YES
hamdrax: let me find some more wassails lol
hamdrax: these all also have percussion of like SHOUTING!!! and HITTING TABLES WITH TANKARDS. AND THINGS. it's the best
thezippyolive: >8D
hamdrax: let's seee that's the gloucestershire one... ugh I cant remember what some of the others are called
thezippyolive: I need to figure out whose door they are knocking on to wassail
hamdrax: oh Courfeyrac and Bossuet and Grantaire and Jehan totally like, drag Marius around wassailing and they totally knock on Valjeans door
hamdrax: and marius is like OH GOD I AM MORTIFIED
hamdrax: and cosette is like "aw how cute"
hamdrax: and Valjean is like OH GOD DID JAVERT SEND YOU????
hamdrax: ..not that I have this all planned out, or anything
thezippyolive: HAMMS this NEEDS TO MAKE AN LJ ENTRY
thezippyolive: like OMFG
hamdrax: HAHAHA it does
hamdrax: I mean can you imagine it??? IT WOULD BE SO BEAUTIFUL.
hamdrax: I want fic of courfeyrac trying to convince enjolras that there are legitimate class solidarity reasons for wassailing
hamdrax: and enjolras is ...
hamdrax: B| "have fun"
hamdrax: and then everyone is like AWWW BUT...
thezippyolive: this is amazing
hamdrax: there is a character in this wassail song called john the red-nosed; I am imaginign he is grantaire
thezippyolive: OMG YESSSSSSS
hamdrax: hahahah
hamdrax: theyre sitting aorund tlaking about how to hunt/kill/cook this boar they want to hunt
hamdrax: and john the red nosed is all IN A BLOODY GREAT BRASS CAULDRON !!!! and keeps interrupting everyone
hamdrax: AND IF YOU DONT OPEN UP YOUR DOOR, WE'LL LAY IT FLAT UPON THE FLOOR!!! MASTER OPENS UP YOUR ALE VAT AND GIVE US A COUPLE CUPS OF THAT!
hamdrax: WE ARE ALL QUEEN MARY'S MEN AND THATS BEFORE OUR LAAAADY
thezippyolive: LMFAO
hamdrax: :DD
hamdrax: man there is just no way in which this is not a totally justifiable fic idea, fuck
thezippyolive: ILU
thezippyolive: please make this happen
hamdrax: I mean Jehan would be really into the THREATENING THE BOURGEOISIE BY BEING MEDIEVAL AT THEM, WITH BOWLS, aspect
hamdrax: and, omg
hamdrax
grantaire and bossuet and bahorel and courfs would just be YAY DRUNKEN SINGING, and
hamdrax: joly would be
hamdrax: "ARE THESE BOWLS SANITARY ..."
thezippyolive: and patron minette?????
thezippyolive: who are they wassailling?!!!
hamdrax: OH
hamdrax: dhfjlgdfsl idk, javert. :')
ETA:
hamdrax: oh boy i just found out the cutty wren is about overthrowing the monarchy
hamdrax: I LIKE IT EVEN BETTER NOW
sexybiopsy: fghdfg
hamdrax: its about killing the king.
hamdrax: and feeding him to the poor.
sexybiopsy: as you do
hamdrax: mmm
hamdrax: well my version DEFS is about that
hamdrax: it's really angry and all WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH THE SPARE RIBS >DDD
sexybiopsy: hdkjsdkjhg
hamdrax: /needs fic of grantaire suggesting they cook charles x in a bloody great brass cauldron
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