itp: WHY WASSAILING FIC NEEDS TO OCCUR (feel free to ignore)

[hammster]

hamdrax: Omg Bees, Im listening to this like Ye Olde Medieval Jesus Songes cd
hamdrax: the song about jesus drowning children just came on
hamdrax: jksdfhsdf lmfao
hamdrax: I forgot that at the end of this song, Mary cuts a switch and whips Jesus
hamdrax: THREE WHIPPINGS. ONE FOR EVERY CHILD HE MURDERED

Comments

[collectingbees]

OH GOD.

This is spectacular.

[hammster]

:D :D :D :D :D

THAT IS THE PERFECT ICON.

[scissorbite]

Wassailing is actually a really big deal here in Somerset still! I've only done the orchard one for our nearest massive orchard/factory complex for Blackthorn/Bulmers down the road which is basically the factory workers getting pissed in the orchards :| I wish I could say that we sing the old tunes but we don't. There isn't even karaoke.

I do know a local town that DOES do the proper wassailing songs and make their own bowls and shit but it's hard to get involved with! They are all fairly knobbly and scary people ngl

[hammster]

you could just do it yourself

show up at your boss's house and demand things

[hazellwood]

STOP GIVING ME MORE IDEAS.

[hammster]

NEVER.