Nitrous Oxide
Author: Ani
Genre: .Attempted humor
Rating: PG-13 (for implications)
Summary: Keito learns too much English, Inoo's gender comes into question, and Ryutaro tries to persuade us that he is not a hamster.
Disclaimer: I don't own JE
21. Enjoy- Keito-centric
“Hey, Keito?” Yuuto’s face peeked over the top of the textbook the Engrish boy had been engrossed in. “What does enjoy mean?”
“Enjoy? It means ‘enjoy.’ Why?” Keito felt curious as to the reason behind Yuuto’s question. The taller boy was not normally the scholarly type; he preferred to sit behind his drums, perfecting his skill, or down on his knees, communicating with his fellow bugs.
“Because you always say let’s enjoy the show at our concerts.” Yuuto’s face contorted strangely as he attempted to imitate Keito’s accent. The older boy chuckled lightly at Yuuto’s efforts; the other 7 member did not do a half-bad job.
“But Yuuto, you could have just used a dictionary to look up the word,” Keito chided him gently. At that, Yuuto suddenly turned red and started mumbling incoherently. Concerned, Keito asked, “What’s wrong?” though of course, Yuuto answered with the typical “Nothing” which indicated that something is wrong, but the Engrish boy was never one to pry too far when the other party was obviously uncomfortable.
Thus, he put the incident out of his mind for the rest of the day, until he got home and turned on his laptop to type up an essay. While using an online thesaurus to find better replacement words, he remembered Yuuto’s question from earlier that day and his curiosity piqued once more.
Nonchalantly, he typed enjoy into the search engine and drummed his fingers on the keyboard, waiting for the page to load. He scrolled down, the skimming the first few definitions until his eyes caught a certain word. Instantly, his palm met his forehead as he realized why Yuuto had gotten embarrassed.
“They didn’t have to state it so obviously,” Keito muttered to himself.
A/N: Just look it up on dictionary.com, 5th definition, I reacted like Keito when I first saw it, face palm and all
57. Manly- Inoo-centric (pair him with anyone)
Inoo Kei was not a man whom one would describe as...erm...manly. OW! Sorry Inoo-chan, but I gotta tell the truth. And frankly, the guy who just whacked me over the head can only be described as...feminine. Not just a little feminine, but extremely feminine. OW!
As I was saying, before being so very rudely interrupted, everything, from the way he pouts to the way he poses; heck sometimes, even the clothing that he wears. (The readers deserve honesty! Stop trying to glare me to death!)
He doesn’t do it on purpose either. Oh no, my friends, it’s purely unconscious on his part. It’s simply his nature to shriek like a banshee whenever a cockroach comes his way. Okay fine, I concede that point; Takaki does shriek as well. Don’t tell him I said that.
So when I found myself pressed back against his bed the other day, I was more than a little surprised. When we talked it over after it was, well, over, even he doesn’t remember what came over him. I do recall teasing him beforehand about him looking more and more like a woman each day. Perhaps that had been some sort of trigger?
In the end, I guess there is some aspect of Inoo Kei that would be considered manly.
46. Hamster- Ryutaro-centric
Honestly, what is it about me that reminds people of a hamster?! I mean, so what if I do like sunflower seeds? Big deal, plenty of other people like it too! I like salty food, okay?!
So what if I do nibble my food sometimes? It gets boring, eating the same way as everyone else. I’m just trying for some variety here. I’m a teen, I instinctively try to stand out.
So what if my eyes are somewhat big and beady? Not like I can really help my physical appearance; blame the mixing of my parents alleles at conception. Besides, Shintaro’s eyes are bigger than mine, and I don’t hear anyone calling him a hamster.
So what if I did own a hamster before? About 83% of the population owns a hamster, so it’s obviously part of the norm. Plus, I like hamsters; they were easier to keep clean when compared to Chii. And they’re cute and cuddly; who doesn’t like cute and cuddly? (No, Chinen-kun, I am not cute or cuddly, now get off me before I tell Yabu-kun).
Our ancestors diverged millions of years ago, so any family resemblance should have vanished by now. That said, maybe now people will stop yelling ‘Hamster-kun’ at concerts, because I am nothing like a hamster.
A/N: You are such a hamster Ryutaro.
Genre: .Attempted humor
Rating: PG-13 (for implications)
Summary: Keito learns too much English, Inoo's gender comes into question, and Ryutaro tries to persuade us that he is not a hamster.
Disclaimer: I don't own JE
21. Enjoy- Keito-centric
“Hey, Keito?” Yuuto’s face peeked over the top of the textbook the Engrish boy had been engrossed in. “What does enjoy mean?”
“Enjoy? It means ‘enjoy.’ Why?” Keito felt curious as to the reason behind Yuuto’s question. The taller boy was not normally the scholarly type; he preferred to sit behind his drums, perfecting his skill, or down on his knees, communicating with his fellow bugs.
“Because you always say let’s enjoy the show at our concerts.” Yuuto’s face contorted strangely as he attempted to imitate Keito’s accent. The older boy chuckled lightly at Yuuto’s efforts; the other 7 member did not do a half-bad job.
“But Yuuto, you could have just used a dictionary to look up the word,” Keito chided him gently. At that, Yuuto suddenly turned red and started mumbling incoherently. Concerned, Keito asked, “What’s wrong?” though of course, Yuuto answered with the typical “Nothing” which indicated that something is wrong, but the Engrish boy was never one to pry too far when the other party was obviously uncomfortable.
Thus, he put the incident out of his mind for the rest of the day, until he got home and turned on his laptop to type up an essay. While using an online thesaurus to find better replacement words, he remembered Yuuto’s question from earlier that day and his curiosity piqued once more.
Nonchalantly, he typed enjoy into the search engine and drummed his fingers on the keyboard, waiting for the page to load. He scrolled down, the skimming the first few definitions until his eyes caught a certain word. Instantly, his palm met his forehead as he realized why Yuuto had gotten embarrassed.
“They didn’t have to state it so obviously,” Keito muttered to himself.
A/N: Just look it up on dictionary.com, 5th definition, I reacted like Keito when I first saw it, face palm and all
57. Manly- Inoo-centric (pair him with anyone)
Inoo Kei was not a man whom one would describe as...erm...manly. OW! Sorry Inoo-chan, but I gotta tell the truth. And frankly, the guy who just whacked me over the head can only be described as...feminine. Not just a little feminine, but extremely feminine. OW!
As I was saying, before being so very rudely interrupted, everything, from the way he pouts to the way he poses; heck sometimes, even the clothing that he wears. (The readers deserve honesty! Stop trying to glare me to death!)
He doesn’t do it on purpose either. Oh no, my friends, it’s purely unconscious on his part. It’s simply his nature to shriek like a banshee whenever a cockroach comes his way. Okay fine, I concede that point; Takaki does shriek as well. Don’t tell him I said that.
So when I found myself pressed back against his bed the other day, I was more than a little surprised. When we talked it over after it was, well, over, even he doesn’t remember what came over him. I do recall teasing him beforehand about him looking more and more like a woman each day. Perhaps that had been some sort of trigger?
In the end, I guess there is some aspect of Inoo Kei that would be considered manly.
46. Hamster- Ryutaro-centric
Honestly, what is it about me that reminds people of a hamster?! I mean, so what if I do like sunflower seeds? Big deal, plenty of other people like it too! I like salty food, okay?!
So what if I do nibble my food sometimes? It gets boring, eating the same way as everyone else. I’m just trying for some variety here. I’m a teen, I instinctively try to stand out.
So what if my eyes are somewhat big and beady? Not like I can really help my physical appearance; blame the mixing of my parents alleles at conception. Besides, Shintaro’s eyes are bigger than mine, and I don’t hear anyone calling him a hamster.
So what if I did own a hamster before? About 83% of the population owns a hamster, so it’s obviously part of the norm. Plus, I like hamsters; they were easier to keep clean when compared to Chii. And they’re cute and cuddly; who doesn’t like cute and cuddly? (No, Chinen-kun, I am not cute or cuddly, now get off me before I tell Yabu-kun).
Our ancestors diverged millions of years ago, so any family resemblance should have vanished by now. That said, maybe now people will stop yelling ‘Hamster-kun’ at concerts, because I am nothing like a hamster.
A/N: You are such a hamster Ryutaro.