Not-So-Innocent
Author: Ani
Genre: ...I dunno whut to call this but it's not smut Sorta humor?
Pairing: Chiitaro
Rating: PG-13 (for obvious reasons)
Word Count: 792
Summary: 51. 5 times Chinen and Ryutaro were found making out from the Chiitaro-thon 'Nough said
Disclaimer: I don't own JE
1. Couch
Seeing JUMP's two youngest members making out on the couch first thing in the morning was not what Arioka Daiki had in mind when he stepped into the dressing room. Unfortunately, that was exactly what met his eyes the moment he opened the door.
Chinen had Ryutaro pressed against the couch and both of them were kissing each other in a not-so-innocent way. Daiki automatically covered his eyes, yelling, "At least remember to lock the door before doing this stuff!"
"D-dai-chan?!" Thinking it was safe to look again, Daiki lowered his hands to see Chinen get off Ryutaro. "H-how long have you been there?"
"Long enough. Just be glad Yabu likes to sleep in."
2. Bathroom Stall
The last thing Hikaru expected when he ran into the bathroom stall was to hear odd noises coming from the next stall over. And not only were they odd, they were a bit on the disturbing side as well.
"Chii, don't do this no-"
"Oh shut up, Ryutaro."
Hikaru's eyes widened when he heard a sudden thump on the wall of the stall, as though something was thrown against it.
"Mmm...Ryu-chan..."
The only response Hikaru heard was a low groan that he assumed came from Ryutaro. The BEST member squeezed his eyes shut and covered his ears, trying block out the images that were racking his brain about what was happening.
3. Closet
Inoo wondered why Hikaru and Daiki were looking so pale lately. It didn't seem like he was getting enough sleep, which Inoo thought was just plain unfair in his opinion. Regrettably, his question was about to be answered.
He was on his way back from the restroom and passing by a utility closet when he heard a surprisingly familiar voice coming out of it.
"Ah...Ryu-chan, not there-hah!" Chinen's high voice was higher than usual as he gasped.
"Stop complaining, you asked for it." Inoo never thought it was possible for Ryutaro to sound so sadistic and could not stop his perverted imagination from running various scenarios that were definitely not suited for the young and uncorrupted.
4. Hotel Room
Yuuto skipped through the hotel hallway, wondering why Dai-chan, Hikaru and Inoo-chan acted so strangely when Yabu asked them to get Chinen and Ryutaro from their rooms. Apparently the oldest member wanted a chance for all of them to bond over a meal of Korean barbecue. After all, who would want to miss out on a chance to leech free food off of BEST?
Since Chinen was sharing rooms with him, he tried there first, sliding the key card in and opening the door unannounced. It was one of the worst mistakes he made. "Chinen? Are you-?"
He peeked his head through and felt his jaw drop figuratively to the ground.
Ryutaro was pinning Chinen against the blankets, his face buried against his shoulder as the smaller boy whimpered softly. When Yuuto saw someone's shirt was tossed to one side, he pulled out as quickly as he could, feeling the years taken off from his life span.
5. Wall
"Ryu-chan, you left your jacket in my room." Chinen pounded on the door and Ryutaro opened it in panic.
"Do you have to say that so loudly?" he asked furiously, taking the article of clothing from Chinen's hands.
"What's wrong? Is Yabu in or something?"
"No, he's showering." Before Ryutaro could stop him, Chinen pushed his way into the room, bouncing on Ryutaro's bed like a little kid.
"How long is he gonna be in there?" Chinen asked, carefully keeping his voice neutral.
"I dunno. A while probably. He just went in." The moment the words left his mouth, Ryutaro wished he'd been more careful about what he said.
He found himself up against the wall and Chinen's mouth pressed against his lips before he could even blink. Closing his eyes, he kissed the older boy back, gently running his tongue over Chinen's soft lips.
"Ahhmm..." Chinen seem to melt in his arms, slowly swaying on weakened knees as Ryutaro slipped his hands beneath his shirt. Taking advantage of Chinen's distraction, Ryutaro reversed their position so the other boy was pinned against the wall instead.
"Not fair, Ryu-chan~" Chinen whined with a pout as Ryutaro pressed their foreheads together, panting heavily. "You said I could be seme this time."
"Changed my mind." Lifting Chinen's chin up with a finger, Ryutaro lightly kissed his jawline, feeling the rapid beating of his heart held against his chest. Chinen's body shivered with anticipation when Ryutaro started to nuzzle him, his shirt collar loosening around his neck as they-
A door slammed opened and Yabu's furious voice cut through the room. "MORIMOTO RYUTARO, CHINEN YUURI! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU TWO ARE DOING?!"
"Ah, crap."
"We're screwed."
A/N: Even after all this time, I still don't get who's seme and who's uke in this relationship.
Genre: ...I dunno whut to call this but it's not smut Sorta humor?
Pairing: Chiitaro
Rating: PG-13 (for obvious reasons)
Word Count: 792
Summary: 51. 5 times Chinen and Ryutaro were found making out from the Chiitaro-thon 'Nough said
Disclaimer: I don't own JE
1. Couch
Seeing JUMP's two youngest members making out on the couch first thing in the morning was not what Arioka Daiki had in mind when he stepped into the dressing room. Unfortunately, that was exactly what met his eyes the moment he opened the door.
Chinen had Ryutaro pressed against the couch and both of them were kissing each other in a not-so-innocent way. Daiki automatically covered his eyes, yelling, "At least remember to lock the door before doing this stuff!"
"D-dai-chan?!" Thinking it was safe to look again, Daiki lowered his hands to see Chinen get off Ryutaro. "H-how long have you been there?"
"Long enough. Just be glad Yabu likes to sleep in."
2. Bathroom Stall
The last thing Hikaru expected when he ran into the bathroom stall was to hear odd noises coming from the next stall over. And not only were they odd, they were a bit on the disturbing side as well.
"Chii, don't do this no-"
"Oh shut up, Ryutaro."
Hikaru's eyes widened when he heard a sudden thump on the wall of the stall, as though something was thrown against it.
"Mmm...Ryu-chan..."
The only response Hikaru heard was a low groan that he assumed came from Ryutaro. The BEST member squeezed his eyes shut and covered his ears, trying block out the images that were racking his brain about what was happening.
3. Closet
Inoo wondered why Hikaru and Daiki were looking so pale lately. It didn't seem like he was getting enough sleep, which Inoo thought was just plain unfair in his opinion. Regrettably, his question was about to be answered.
He was on his way back from the restroom and passing by a utility closet when he heard a surprisingly familiar voice coming out of it.
"Ah...Ryu-chan, not there-hah!" Chinen's high voice was higher than usual as he gasped.
"Stop complaining, you asked for it." Inoo never thought it was possible for Ryutaro to sound so sadistic and could not stop his perverted imagination from running various scenarios that were definitely not suited for the young and uncorrupted.
4. Hotel Room
Yuuto skipped through the hotel hallway, wondering why Dai-chan, Hikaru and Inoo-chan acted so strangely when Yabu asked them to get Chinen and Ryutaro from their rooms. Apparently the oldest member wanted a chance for all of them to bond over a meal of Korean barbecue. After all, who would want to miss out on a chance to leech free food off of BEST?
Since Chinen was sharing rooms with him, he tried there first, sliding the key card in and opening the door unannounced. It was one of the worst mistakes he made. "Chinen? Are you-?"
He peeked his head through and felt his jaw drop figuratively to the ground.
Ryutaro was pinning Chinen against the blankets, his face buried against his shoulder as the smaller boy whimpered softly. When Yuuto saw someone's shirt was tossed to one side, he pulled out as quickly as he could, feeling the years taken off from his life span.
5. Wall
"Ryu-chan, you left your jacket in my room." Chinen pounded on the door and Ryutaro opened it in panic.
"Do you have to say that so loudly?" he asked furiously, taking the article of clothing from Chinen's hands.
"What's wrong? Is Yabu in or something?"
"No, he's showering." Before Ryutaro could stop him, Chinen pushed his way into the room, bouncing on Ryutaro's bed like a little kid.
"How long is he gonna be in there?" Chinen asked, carefully keeping his voice neutral.
"I dunno. A while probably. He just went in." The moment the words left his mouth, Ryutaro wished he'd been more careful about what he said.
He found himself up against the wall and Chinen's mouth pressed against his lips before he could even blink. Closing his eyes, he kissed the older boy back, gently running his tongue over Chinen's soft lips.
"Ahhmm..." Chinen seem to melt in his arms, slowly swaying on weakened knees as Ryutaro slipped his hands beneath his shirt. Taking advantage of Chinen's distraction, Ryutaro reversed their position so the other boy was pinned against the wall instead.
"Not fair, Ryu-chan~" Chinen whined with a pout as Ryutaro pressed their foreheads together, panting heavily. "You said I could be seme this time."
"Changed my mind." Lifting Chinen's chin up with a finger, Ryutaro lightly kissed his jawline, feeling the rapid beating of his heart held against his chest. Chinen's body shivered with anticipation when Ryutaro started to nuzzle him, his shirt collar loosening around his neck as they-
A door slammed opened and Yabu's furious voice cut through the room. "MORIMOTO RYUTARO, CHINEN YUURI! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU TWO ARE DOING?!"
"Ah, crap."
"We're screwed."
A/N: Even after all this time, I still don't get who's seme and who's uke in this relationship.