Author: Ani
Genre: Humorous fluff
Rating: PG
Pairing: Chiitaro
Word Count: 559
Summary: "S-sorry! It's my first time doing this you know..." "Obviously. Move, I'll do it from now. It'll be dangerous if I let you continue this."
Disclaimer: I don't own JE
"Not here, Ryu-chan!"
"Well, why not?"
"C-cuz, if someone sees, it'll be embarrassing and our cover will be blown..."
"I told you, no one hardly ever comes here. Stop worrying."
"Are you sure? Cuz if you're wrong..."
"You'll never help me on my homework again right? I don't really believe that, but for now, I'll pretend that threat is actually working."
"Ryu-chan, you're the worst."
"You still love me."
"I hate you."
"...that did hurt."
"It was supposed to."
"No, I mean, that really hurt! Watch where you're putting that!"
"S-sorry! It's my first time doing this you know..."
"Obviously. Move, I'll do it from now. It'll be dangerous if I let you continue this."
"No! You said I could do it this time. Liar, liar-"
"Shut up, Chinen."
"Aklsefewfwal!"
"Come again?"
"I said I can't breathe! Put your hands somewhere else!"
"How about here?"
"...b-better."
"You're turning red. Are you still getting embarrassed over this? Haven't we done this a billion times already?"
"So what?! I-it feels nice, 'kay?"
"You're so cute, Chii~"
"Ryu-chan's cute too."
"Chii's cuter."
"Nuu~ Ryu-chan~"
"Chii~"
"OW!"
"Oh crap, we forgot about that."
"Yeah...we're in trouble now. What do we do?"
"If we clean up and hide all the evidence, Yabu-kun probably won't notice...right?"
"Hurry! Wet a towel, wipe every surface, don't even leave traces of fingerprints!"
"Yes, sir. By the way, where are the towels?"
"Idiot, they're right he-OW!"
"Chinen, you did not just trip over your own two feet."
"After what just happened, you can't blame me for panicking! Damn it Ryutaro, stop laughing your brains out!"
"But it's fun to watch you squirm on the ground."
"Here's the towel. Start wiping."
"Party pooper."
"Bratty kid."
"So...what do you plan to tell Yabu-kun? We did disappear for an unexplained amount of time, so he'll be wondering..."
"I thought you were thinking up an excuse!"
"Dude, I'm busy wiping the counter, as you ordered, Your Majesty!"
"That's grunt work! You can think while wiping!"
"At least help?"
"Uhh...we can say..."
"We'll need to explain the locked door too. I know I heard Hikaru-kun lurking outside at some point."
"How about...no, no! That won't work. Yabu-kun will explode if I say that. He'll probably ban us from one another, on top of that."
"What are you thinking that's making you turn so red?"
"Nothing."
"I don't believe that."
"Why don't we just tell him the truth?"
"No! That's worse! And...I don't want to. It was suppose to be our secret..."
"Then...I dunno either!"
"Hmm...I think the counter's clean enough. What do you think? Any evidence of what we were doing?"
"None that I can see. Put away the things we were using too."
"Hey, why don't you work as well?"
"Because I'm busy working my brain to think up a passable excuse."
"Fine, everything's gone. Ready to face Yabu-kun?"
"I guess. That was fun while it lasted though."
"I agree. We should do it more."
"My house is free tomorrow. Come over and we'll try again?"
"Okay! I never knew cooking could be so much fun."
A/N: They were trying to make Yabu a surprise meal and messed up epically. Ryutaro covered Chinen's mouth to shut him up and then started to hold his hand. The evidence they were cleaning up was the pots and pans they were using. So whut else did you think they were doing?