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[hamburellakind]

[The video feed starts out harmlessly enough. It's just John in his room, sitting on his bed. He is looking weirdly gleeful, though.]Hi guys! So I don't know who knows this but today is Nicolas Cage's birthday! For those of you who don't know who he is, Nic Cage is God's gift to human cinema basically the best thing to happen to my young life

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[itsahotone]

[DEAR SWEET LORD WHY IS THAT FACE THERE]

Oh my god, are you trying to give us all nightmares?

[hamburellakind]

Only if you really can't handle Wickerman, hehe. You're probably tougher than that, though!

[itsahotone]

Of course I am.

Whatever the hell that is.

[hamburellakind]

Ooh, it's a great one, I'll put it in!

[This means he expects you to visit, Santana.]

[itsahotone]

[Good luck with that expectation.]

Great... Have fun with your weirdo crush.

[hamburellakind]

It's-- it's not a crush! I just like his work!

[Blushing, though. Does Santana sense something's changed about him or...]

[itsahotone]

Why?

[Because obviously the only reason for someone being so giddy over Nic Cage would be a gross crush?]

[hamburellakind]

He's just so passionate!

[itsahotone]

...Not really helping your case.

[hamburellakind]

What? He's passionate at acting I don't-- oh no, I hear it now.

[itsahotone]

[Clap clap.]

Please don't tell me you actually find him fuckable, cause I'll have to question your taste in like, everything.

[hamburellakind]

I-- I don't even know if I like boys for sure yet!

[...

Crap.]

Anyway! You should come visit!

[itsahotone]

[Hmm. Interesting. She files that away for a rainy day.]

Should I? And what's in it for me?

[hamburellakind]

Movies! Snacks! Awesome posters! I'm gonna wear my costume!

[itsahotone]

[She practically yawns for all of those examples until--]

Costume?

[hamburellakind]

Yeah! I'm gonna be Cameron Poe!

[You know, despite there being a much better Nic Cage movie depicted just behind John.]