The Kem Legacy: 2.1 The Ungraceful Ending
We left with the twins Merecedes and Sophia being born, the wedding, aaaannnd Fatima being a bitch and yadda yadda.
Onward my friend!
Ben: So okay my girls are gonna start walking soon and I'm a little nervous...
Me: Of course you are.
Ma: Why would you be nervous?
Me: You just had to ask right?
Ben: I mean what happens if they start to learn to walk and just walk right out the door? I'd be obliterated!
Me: Like when you say obliterated do you mean...
Ben: I WOULD JUST IMPLODE ON MYSELF!
Ben: I mean are they just gonna fly the coop?
Ma: As fast as the time goes by it's gonna feel that way.
Ben: (O_O;;) My babies will leave me someday????
Ben: This was a nice and refreshingly painful talk with you Ma, thank you.
Ma: Anytime.
Ben: I disagree mon frier!
(For the sake of this conversation lets call him Frank)
Frank: But I am most certain that hand holding is something you do on a first date.
Ben: Frank, listen to me young grasshopper, some of the things that you do on a first date should include sleepovers and sexitimez. Most definitely sexitimez.
Frank: That's nuts! I've never done that on a first date!
Ben: Well you should.
Ben: I think the saying goes that women are like a fine wine..Good until their expiration date!
Frank: I think that saying is about age.
Ben: Whatever floats your boat.
Frank: But I respect women, what should I do if I wanted to take it slow?
Ben: You better stick to hand holding then.
Me: Ben I think you've ruined that poor boy for life (-_-)
Ben: Eh he'll shake it off...
Me: I see you being all 'a good mother' and stuff Fatima! You will never melt my icy heart!
Mercedes: It's me :D
Me: I don't care what Ben says! Even if you do do this autonomously!
Mercedes: Oh sim goddess she isn't so bad :D
Me: Damn babies don't know nothin'.
Fatima: With my new make-over I'm bound to attract more suitors!
Me: BITCH YOU JUST GOT MARRIED....Horrible horrible woman.
Ben: Just a fixing da showwwwweeerrrr.
Me: As many before me have said, banging the wall with that wrench isn't going to fix your little issue there.
Me: Oh look at you Ben all gardening next to your fertility sperm stream!
Ben: I enjoy gardening because it gets me away from my nagging wife to my happy place, on the inside :D
Me: Uh...You guys...FIRE DAMN IT!
Fatima: HOLY SHIT BEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERES A FIRE GOING ON! oUR PRECIOUS FURNITURE!
Me: Nevermind the fact that it's happening next to your baby's room.
Ben: What was that Fatima? I can't hear you I'm upgrading Mrs. Spensters speaker system!
Fatima: Thank god that's all over.
Me: -grumble grumble- Okay so your a good mom and you put out fires rather quickly. I still dun like you -_-
Birthday times and Merecedes is up first!
Ben: Go baby age up so we can play together!
Fatima: (O_______O;;)
Fatima: I think I've had just about enough of all this poor wife thing.... I'm about to break, my capacity for this stuff is very low.
Me: Uh Ben can't you hear your wife confessing to her up coming breakdown?
Ben: Come on Merecedes blow out the candles baby!
Me: These feels like it's going to be the last family picture with Fatima.
Ben: *blows*
Ben: Uh Fatima is something wrong? Why are you putting the baby on the floor?
Fatima: I have had enough of this lifestyle Ben!
Ben: Wha?
Merecedes: *Crawls away from the crazy*
Ben: Fatima can't we be adults about this. If you have a problem with me then you should say so.
Fatima: Of course I have a problem with you! I have a problem with this crappy house and all these dishes! The dishes!!!! They never end!
Fatima: And You!
Ben: What about me?!
Fatima: You think it's easy being a mother? Do you think I planned to become pregnant!? Cause I sure didn't!
Ben: What are you saying?!?!
Fatima: What I'm saying is that your not the only mistake that I've made in this relationship!
Ben: You..you...
Fatima: That's right Ben! I think these girls are also a mistake!
Ben: But we are a family Fatima how could you do this!
Fatima: We were a family Ben. *Glare Glare*
Ben: Is there anything else you want to say Fatima. *Glare Glare*
Fatima: Yeah there is. I'm leaving you for my boss.
Boss: There there Fatima now was that so hard?
Boss: He's as dumb as a weight.
Ben: I beg to differ!
Boss: Hush simpleton I'm talking to my soon to be girlfriend here.
Me: Did he just give Ben the hand?
And Ben just stands there soaking in everything. The fact that not only was his wife so unhappy with him and their twins but unhappy enough to cheat.
Me: And that bitch is flirting with her new boss boyfriend right in front of you and said that our your little angel's are mistakes!
Ben: So not helping sim goddess....D:
Boss: Oh Fatima I'd be happy to leave my wife and children for you!
Me: Like two peas in a pod I suppose. She left her family twice and he is leaving his.
Ben: THAT'S ENOUGH FATIMA! YOUR MOTHER MUST HAVE BEEN A SMELLY LLAMA BECAUSE NO OTHER HUMAN WOULD DO THIS TO ANOTHER WILLINGLY!!!
Me: And multiple times!
Ben: A smelly one at that!
Ben: You skeeving conniving whore it's over!
Ben: You tore our family apart and decided to humiliate me and our girls on their birthday nonetheless! Their very first birthday! If you were unhappy or wanted to be with someone else then you should of ended it with me first!
Fatima: But Ben I...
Ben: I don't know how your family allowed you to behave but this is unexceptable! I loved you and I married you because I believed in our love and this family! I don't need you and neither will our girls! The only mistake in this relationship was you! Get the hell out of my house!
Fatima: I'm so gone Benjamin you'll see.
Boss: You didn't have to talk to her that way Ben.
Me: WTF was he not coherent during that whole conversation?
Ben: WHAT THE HELL YOUR FUCKING EVIL WHAT THE HELL DO YOU EVEN CARE!
Me: I guess Fatima really is gone. She booked it as fast as she could away from her life with Ben.
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Me: You okay Ben?
Ben: What do I do now Sim Goddess?
Me: You live the best life you can and take it easy on the females for a while okay?
Ben: I got all the females I need right here with my girls. I'll be okay.
Hey girls it's still time for Sophia's birthday!
Me: You'll be a great single dad Ben, truely.
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Well this was a very heart breaking episode for poor Ben, but all for the best. I hate to say it but thats karma for ya. If you take from someone else eventually it will be taken from you.
See you guys next time!