007 - Voicepost

[halfblooded_git]

Another day, another attempt of the universe to torture and plague me with the simple-minded and the idiotic.

Mr. Shunsui. I'm anxious to hear whether the throat lozenges are effective enough, or whether to prepare them stronger. Though such is a completely insulting waste of my talents

To the nameless man requesting a headache cure, you've

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[the_wheezy]

I'm already gone. Give it a rest...

[halfblooded_git]

I'm merely making sure you're not about to have another one of your rather depressing relapses.

You might say I do this as a favor.

[the_wheezy]

Might being the word...

...Thanks?

[halfblooded_git]

I can just hear your gratitude, Weasely.

[the_wheezy]

Funny, 'cause I can hear your helpful nature.

[halfblooded_git]

Ten points from Gryffindor for your cheek.

[the_wheezy]

1) We're not at Hogwarts.
2) I'm a drop-out, anyway.

[halfblooded_git]

1. Regrettably, a force of habit.

2. You must be the pride and joy of your family.

[the_wheezy]

1. Don't worry. McGonagall's done the same thing.

2. Not really, no. But, hey, there're plenty better where I've come from. I'm sort of used to it.

[halfblooded_git]

1. How insulting. We've adopted each other's annoying habits.

2....Why are we speaking in list form.

What is it they say about playing the world's smallest violin?

[the_wheezy]

I dunno'.

They say they're playing it...? Not a very good phrase, if you ask me.

[halfblooded_git]

No. Not especially.

Really, Mr. Weasely, you've no idea how tiring it is to listen to you go on about how terrible your existance is. If you continue to do so, I will humor my bad habits by deducting more points for lying.

[the_wheezy]

Right. Sorry, sorry... Bad week, I guess.
You could be the adult here and just ignore me, by the way.

[halfblooded_git]

If there were any inclination you'd stop, then perhaps I would.