So yesterday fucking sucked for all sorts of reasons. I did, however, managed to not do anything to regret later, and honestly that's an actual achievement.

Today I have my period and I have aches (muscle or fascia, I'm not sure) even with all meds in play. They're not horrible - as in, I can sit if the seat's properly supportive and I can think ( Read more... )

Today's planes report was repeatedly interrupted to the point of exasperation by my big-ass baby of a giant dog. I'll try again tomorrow ( Read more... )

I still owe a full post about what's been going on here since Friday, but here, have one highlight ( Read more... )

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Woman has a nasty breakup. Woman flies on vacation to Thailand to recover. Woman discovers her ex and his new gf are in the room next door.

No really. Israelis: because where you find one, you find a clan.

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LC: Oren Hazan may be the best thing that's happened to the Knesset in a while; he certainly makes the other 119 members look good ( Read more... )

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[Me and the dog were trying to get outside as play was spilling over. My dad was stuck on the top of three stairs we were trying to descend, maybe a foot from a big-ass and very expensive vase.]
Me: Move! [In Hebrew: "Zuz!"
Him: Don't tell your dad "Move".
Me: Take another zuz and go buy a baby goat!

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It occurs to me that in the otherwise 100% gendered Hebrew, the one non-gendered word which can be used for anyone regardless of gender or lack thereof, is sweetie.AKA the word that you can use for your spouse, your best friend, your dog, that coworker you don't even like, any random person on the street ( Read more... )

So I got the Kishon collection for Pesach. Yay, Kishon! Alas, no ginger with a key and no laundry machines. (If you read the one with the laundry machine, you know what I'm talking about.)

This didn't age at all. As proof, have the following quote from My Beloved Partachia ("partach" being one of those words we bastardized off one or the other ( Read more... )