Dear Internet,

I had driving lesson!

The teacher was really nice.  I felt so relaxed and didn't get all terrified when I stalled or was going too slow or anything.  I went on duel carriageways and round loads of round abouts and at 70 miles an hour.  And because the lesson was 2 hours long, half way through we stopped in the middle of the ( Read more... )

Dear Internet,

A neighbour is listening to Alanis Morisette - All I Really Want on repeat, and singing along very loudly.  I like Alanis Morisette, whiny little lady that she is.  But crucially, I like her songs when she sings them herself, not when my neighbour screeches them repeatedly. 
It also makes me feel bad for listening to the same few ( Read more... )

You need more pretty, scantily clad, drunken ballet dancing in your life.
And trumpets. 
I can tell, even through the Internets.

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The elephant noses are a bit odd, but it's probably art or something. 
Also, I want those shorts that the lady we see first is wearing.  In fact, most of the clothes.

Back doctor today.  And shoe shopping.  GP and I have ( Read more... )

Amma see a play tonight.  Rosencrantz and Guildernstern are Dead.  Is probably my favourite play.  Maybe.  It's definitely up there.   Excited.   Tom Stoppard.   Excellent.

Am bored with my music.  I've had some luck from Something Awful's music recommendation thread so far, but not a lot.  I wanted to ask you lovely people if everyone could ( Read more... )

( I did way more than 2 lines, some songs' first two lines are about 3 words each. )

Dear Internet,

Today I wandered around Norwich trying to find part-time work that I'll be able to fit around uni (doing an arts degree, this shouldn't be that hard).  Most places have a big sign saying "this job has a year long contract so do not apply if you are planning on returning to university after summer" even if it's only a Saturday job.  I ( Read more... )

Dear Internet,

I fell asleep with the window open.  Now my room has lots of moths.  One fell into my cereal and I almost ate it.  Another one is green. 
I have almost run out of comic.  Must amend.  Must also buy moar Iain M. Banks. 
Tomorrow I shall either be at the beach or, if that falls through, watching a film about vagina dentata.  The ( Read more... )

Dear Internet,

I'd quite like some pie now.  Maybe I'll bring pie to Todd's.  Maybe.  I may stop wanting pie soon. 
Here is a pretty song sung by a pretty lady.

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It's a live version, but the audience knows when to shut up. 
In other news, I have so much hair I don't know what to do with it.  I'm having fun working that second bit out. 
Good day.