hey, kids!
it's take your employer to court day
i called my lawyer
he reccomended small claims court
so i'm going to get my friends together
and go pick a fight in a court of law

no, i don't like to get mad
( i get even )

it isn't funny
this is serious
but honestly
it wouldn't be so funny
if it wasn't so serious

( we all stayed in drinking, yeah )

she said come over
because she was bored
so came over
and brought the house with me

( god bless myspace )

andrew is moving out
going to guam
brian is moving out
going with friends
joe is moving out
going to louisiana

it's just me and tiffany
and the french girl

my dream was fucked up
but then again
so is my life
i just don't know anymore
( whats what )

we name this place the magic theatre
it has three stages:
the spiritual womb, staring brian and myself
the brewry, staring joe and andrew
and the to be announced, featuring tiffany
(and all the boys who creep into her room)

( enterance for madmen only! )

i got to see:
the arcade fire
wilco
kayne west
modest mouse
and the pixies

in the gorge
under a bright hot sun
in the middle of
the most beautiful scenery

( the details )