sardonic blast
she said come over
because she was bored
so came over
and brought the house with me
"are you going?" anddrew asked.
"yeah," i said. "do you want to go with me?"
just in case, you know?
we had no trouble finding the place. she waspretty much what i expected from the pictures. she invited us in right away.
"this is my roommate, andrew," i said to her.
to be honest, i forgot her name so i was paralysed.
"my name is kristina," she said.
we met the roommate. i forgot her name, already.
we stood around and engaged in small talk for a while. if it wasn't for the dildo in the kitchen, things would have been rather uncomfortable. that was a good ice breaker, i think.
things turned frightening when we looked out the window and saw joe and alex sitting by my car. apparently they heard that we were going to the apartments behind blockbuster so these drunk companions took a cab from the bar and found my car.
of course, whitney called me after that. i invited her over.
andrew got a booty call from marissa so he had to attend to that. he had to do something to celebrate his negative hiv test results, right? hooray for being clean! i let him take my car.
he called me from the house.
"lucy is fine," he said. "i drove her real fast thru the college campus. now i want a small car!"
lucy's clutch has been complaining latley. i'll have to call up goodyear. studdies show that perhaps they did not isntall the new clutch cylandars correctly. she's making a lot of funny noises.
joe went to qfc and picked up a case of beer and a bottle of wine. we sat around and watched tv. fear factor. then that dating show with the bubbles. alex spiced it up a bit by asking everyone's favorite sex stories.
whitney sang us schoolhouse rock songs. that was the best.
whitney also told me that for my birthday she was going to get me a prostitute. or maybe just her mom. who knows? then we agreed to go to montana together. so i can meet her mom. but i don't think i really want to have sex with her mom.
then all at once, we went home.
because she was bored
so came over
and brought the house with me
"are you going?" anddrew asked.
"yeah," i said. "do you want to go with me?"
just in case, you know?
we had no trouble finding the place. she waspretty much what i expected from the pictures. she invited us in right away.
"this is my roommate, andrew," i said to her.
to be honest, i forgot her name so i was paralysed.
"my name is kristina," she said.
we met the roommate. i forgot her name, already.
we stood around and engaged in small talk for a while. if it wasn't for the dildo in the kitchen, things would have been rather uncomfortable. that was a good ice breaker, i think.
things turned frightening when we looked out the window and saw joe and alex sitting by my car. apparently they heard that we were going to the apartments behind blockbuster so these drunk companions took a cab from the bar and found my car.
of course, whitney called me after that. i invited her over.
andrew got a booty call from marissa so he had to attend to that. he had to do something to celebrate his negative hiv test results, right? hooray for being clean! i let him take my car.
he called me from the house.
"lucy is fine," he said. "i drove her real fast thru the college campus. now i want a small car!"
lucy's clutch has been complaining latley. i'll have to call up goodyear. studdies show that perhaps they did not isntall the new clutch cylandars correctly. she's making a lot of funny noises.
joe went to qfc and picked up a case of beer and a bottle of wine. we sat around and watched tv. fear factor. then that dating show with the bubbles. alex spiced it up a bit by asking everyone's favorite sex stories.
whitney sang us schoolhouse rock songs. that was the best.
whitney also told me that for my birthday she was going to get me a prostitute. or maybe just her mom. who knows? then we agreed to go to montana together. so i can meet her mom. but i don't think i really want to have sex with her mom.
then all at once, we went home.