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Drunk Helicopter Pilot ( Read more... )

Awwww, remember the swan who heckled the boat race and had the boys running to Elizabeth II? Apparently last August, Mr.Asbo had to be taken in for arthritis treatment, and was released back into the river in September.

The Norfolk Wildlife Hospital reported Mr.Asbo's in-patient behaviour as 'perfectly lovely'. See, it's those damn kids racing ( Read more... )

...be it in outerspace or on planet earth, never assume existence until the presence of proof.

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When I did hardware support for a year in my old job; I went out for a drink with some of the senior techs ( Read more... )

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-7-most-baffling-things-about-womens-clothes/

THIS:TheCornballer01/17/12 09:52 AM ( Read more... )

I really miss Sexy Losers. They came to an end too early.

Suicide Prevention Week - a solution to the problem of teenage suicideIf that wasn't enough, I assure you, teenage girls, no matter how grisly you look, someone somewhere might want to violate your corpse* - best to just suck it up so you can hold on and die of old age ( Read more... )

Slave Bear of the Care-A-Lot

I read that years ago, but now that I'm older, it has only gotten funnier.

ETA:
"before Friend Bear jizzed sunflowers into his eyes"

OH MY GOD LOL

the bestCHURCH BULLETIN BLOOPERS ( Read more... )

Read this:
http://www.cracked.com/article_15658_the-ten-minute-suicide-guide.html

...feel more cheerful.

I keep running into people with no feet when I've lost all my shoes.

Description Of Sexual Fantasy Changing With Girlfriend's Reaction ( Read more... )