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CHURCH BULLETIN BLOOPERS
- Wednesday the Ladies Liturgy Group will meet. Mrs Johnson will sing, "Put Me in My Little Bed" accompanied by the Pastor.
- Thursday at 5:00 PM, there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his study.
- At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
COURTHOUSE BLOOPERS
Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?
A. I refuse to answer that question.
Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?
A. I refuse to answer that question.
Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?
A. No.
Q. What happened then?
A. He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me."
Q. Did he kill you?
A. No.
Here are some signs and notices written in English -- more or less -- that were discovered throughout the world.
- In the office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases.
- On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
- In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.
CHURCH BULLETIN BLOOPERS
- Wednesday the Ladies Liturgy Group will meet. Mrs Johnson will sing, "Put Me in My Little Bed" accompanied by the Pastor.
- Thursday at 5:00 PM, there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his study.
- At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
COURTHOUSE BLOOPERS
Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?
A. I refuse to answer that question.
Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?
A. I refuse to answer that question.
Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?
A. No.
Q. What happened then?
A. He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me."
Q. Did he kill you?
A. No.
Here are some signs and notices written in English -- more or less -- that were discovered throughout the world.
- In the office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases.
- On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
- In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.