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[gryffgenius]

After spending a thoroughly exhausting and yet stimulating four hours in the library, I have finally discovered the recipe for the potion that will transform Pansy back into a female. I finally deciphered the passage and got this

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[justdraco]

To do, take the hair of the transfigured and mix with it the nectar of a lover of the same sex, who is close in age to the transfigured one and the opposite sex that the transfigured was before the casting of the spell.

I guess I've technically been Pansy's lover (only while she was female, of course) so I should work. It'll be there in twenty minutes.

I am not a homosexual.

[gryffgenius]

I'm afraid you misinterpreted...This is what took me some time to clarify. When it claims to be a lover of the same sex, it means someone who makes love with the same sex...

Still willing to donate?

[justdraco]

I already told you I'm not a homosexual.

Just let me bloody donate and shut up.

[rujealousyet]

Don't know why you're so worked up about it. I mean. Ok you're not a homosexual. But are you going to deny it completely? You're telling me you've NEVER sneaked a peek during those oh so lovely communal showers after a heated game with Gryffindor?

And uhm, if you have...

...how was it?

[notthatdumb]

Ask Potter. He's at the top of my list of homosexual males in Hogwarts. I haven't the faintest idea of who could possibly be homosexual. A gay? At Hogwarts? Such a preposterous idea! Ludicrous!

But what arduous work, Granger. And all for naught. Merlin knows Pansy looks better with a penis.

[gryffgenius]

I'm sure Pansy knows a male or two that she can use her new, ahem, equipment, to help persuade.

[notthatdumb]

Oh-HO, now! It's under debate of how much actual persuasion will be needed. One look at Pansy and half the male population would jump.

[thatslythgirl]

I DON'T FUCKING CARE IF YOU'RE IN DENIAL, ONE OF YOU DAMN GAYMOS BETTER STEP UP BEFORE I HURT SOMEONE.

I'll be waiting in the room as well for... repayment of... donations...

[rujealousyet]

Huh?

Oh...OH!

Eeeew-

Wait, no.

I don't get it o.O

[thatslythgirl]

You could come find out for yourself, if you'd like. The more the merrier.

[rujealousyet]

I'm afraid for my virtue.

But I want to knooooooww...

Oh bollocks.

Will there be Oreo cookies?

[ohharry]

All of you guys keep talking about me and trying to make me fat.

[rujealousyet]

Well, sweetheart.. you ARE a bit thin...

[ohharry]

Really? So I should go to this cupcake sale or whatever it is?

[rujealousyet]

I'm pretty sure it would be a learning experience, yes.

[sweetlavlav]

I saw you in the Great Hall and I was really happy for you because it looked like you had finally taken care of that unibrow problem you were having... but then I got closer and it turned out I was wrong. But, um, did you lose weight this summer? Your clothes don't fit very well!