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Sep 21, 2005 18:25

After spending a thoroughly exhausting and yet stimulating four hours in the library, I have finally discovered the recipe for the potion that will transform Pansy back into a female. I finally deciphered the passage and got this:

"The process of changing sexes is quite a difficult one and the only known process is the Transfiguagender spell. The spell is used to obviously transfigure one into the opposing gender and reverses itself in a set amount of time, usually chosen by the caster. However, there are times when the spell sometimes 'sticks' and refuses to be lifted by any number of counter spells. A potion, however has been created to force the transfiguration to automatically reverse itself. To do, take the hair of the transfigured and mix with it the nectar of a lover of the same sex, who is close in age to the transfigured one and the opposite sex that the transfigured was before the casting of the spell. And then add the following ingredients..."

Obviously you don't need the rest of the potion's ingredients, as I already have those stewing in preparation. All I need is a hair of Pansy's and the, well, nectar of a homosexual male who is close in age to Pansy...So, if anyone would like to donate, no questions will be asked. But if I can get a small container of semen nectar by the end of day, feel free to leave it in the Room of Requirement where the rest of the potion is waiting. Cheers!
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