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[gryffgenius]

After spending a thoroughly exhausting and yet stimulating four hours in the library, I have finally discovered the recipe for the potion that will transform Pansy back into a female. I finally deciphered the passage and got this

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[thatslythgirl]

I DON'T FUCKING CARE IF YOU'RE IN DENIAL, ONE OF YOU DAMN GAYMOS BETTER STEP UP BEFORE I HURT SOMEONE.

I'll be waiting in the room as well for... repayment of... donations...

[rujealousyet]

Huh?

Oh...OH!

Eeeew-

Wait, no.

I don't get it o.O

[thatslythgirl]

You could come find out for yourself, if you'd like. The more the merrier.

[rujealousyet]

I'm afraid for my virtue.

But I want to knooooooww...

Oh bollocks.

Will there be Oreo cookies?

[thatslythgirl]

Dozens and dozens.

[notthatdumb]

I'm almost afraid to inquire what sort of cream they're going to be filled with.

[ohharry]

...the marshmellow kind?

[notthatdumb]

Poor, naïve Potter. It almost pains me to see you bumbling through life without an adept thought in mind.

[ohharry]

...We have chocolate filling kind if you want that more...

What does adept mean?

[notthatdumb]

Oh dear sweet Merlin!

You have given me some of the nastiest, dirtiest images I have ever envisaged.

I hope that you didn't touch the Oreos. For your sake and my own. I really do.

[rujealousyet]

*bounces*

Can I bring Harry!!!

...and the peanut butter?

[thatslythgirl]

I'm not terribly sure Potter would be interested in the plans I've made, but you can bring him if you like.

Peanut butter would be just fine. Perhaps some chocolate syrup as well?

[rujealousyet]

0o0oer... and whiped cream...and and...ICE CREAM!

Well, Hermiones going to be there, as will I.

Why wouldn't he be interested?

[thatslythgirl]

I thought Potter was the naive one. Merlin help the Gryffindors *sigh*

I guess I'll put some trousers on, then.

[rujealousyet]

Oh...

Well, uhm.

...s'not like he's my boyfriend or anything...