FUCK YOU GOODWILL
So
i know everyone that reads this has at least shopped at goodwill, salvation army, consignment shop or whateverthefuckyouwannacallit at least once.
I'm in my local goodwill's bathroom/changing room
in teh ghetto
and I know I'm not the only person this has happened too
BUT OH YEAH WAIT THIS SHIT ONLY HAPPENS TO ME
i was changing into these pair of pants
and they were some weird pants, some sort of polyester
so they required a sort of "hopping" movement to be made to
pull them up.
in my attempt to make them fit, I stumble/fall into the door,
thereby the door swings open, i fall shoulder first onto
the ghetto ass goodwill floor
in my scooby-doo underwear and a shirt that was halfway clear up to my
tits.
surronded by people gawking, some asking if i needed help, little kids pointing and laughing
fuckers
so i crawl back into the bathroom on hands and knees
SO embarassed
and run out of the store without buying anything
Dear Goodwill
I will gladly donate money, or home depot giftcertificates, so
that you can obtain better doors/locks so that
this will not happen again.
Also,
fuck you
Love
Candy
i worked with the home depot crush #1 today
i took a picture of his butt
mwahahaha
(soon to be posted)
bahahahaha
END
i just sneezed and got boogers all over the monitor
anyone hungry?
i know everyone that reads this has at least shopped at goodwill, salvation army, consignment shop or whateverthefuckyouwannacallit at least once.
I'm in my local goodwill's bathroom/changing room
in teh ghetto
and I know I'm not the only person this has happened too
BUT OH YEAH WAIT THIS SHIT ONLY HAPPENS TO ME
i was changing into these pair of pants
and they were some weird pants, some sort of polyester
so they required a sort of "hopping" movement to be made to
pull them up.
in my attempt to make them fit, I stumble/fall into the door,
thereby the door swings open, i fall shoulder first onto
the ghetto ass goodwill floor
in my scooby-doo underwear and a shirt that was halfway clear up to my
tits.
surronded by people gawking, some asking if i needed help, little kids pointing and laughing
fuckers
so i crawl back into the bathroom on hands and knees
SO embarassed
and run out of the store without buying anything
Dear Goodwill
I will gladly donate money, or home depot giftcertificates, so
that you can obtain better doors/locks so that
this will not happen again.
Also,
fuck you
Love
Candy
i worked with the home depot crush #1 today
i took a picture of his butt
mwahahaha
(soon to be posted)
bahahahaha
END
i just sneezed and got boogers all over the monitor
anyone hungry?