Witchery! Witchcraft!! You W*tch!
Do NOT be ALARMED.
I have been led to believe that there may be a witch or two within our midst. The spawns of Satan have risen from the fiery underbelly of Hell and have infiltrated the good and pristine confines of Evil Hogwart’s School of W- and W…-well, I forget. But rest assured the witches here are up to no good. They are here to drives us away from our Puritan lifestyle with promises of tempting gifts and corn cake. In reality all they wish to do is to distract us from our butter churning, petticoat sewing and most of all, to damn us! Damn us all!! Because that is what witches do, you know. They damn people.
These witches may look normal, but beneath their warty exterior and green skin, there lies a deep and ugly interior. I hear they have blue blood, and since blue blood strays from the norm in Puritain society- then it MUST be bad.
I don’t believe that I have recognized any witches yet. I suspect that they have disguised themselves to look human. I have yet to see anyone with green skin walk by, but perhaps I will see one tomorrow.
List of people whom I suspect are WITCHES:
Goody Finch Fletchley: Has a weird name. Witch.
Goody Chang: No need to explain. Witch.
John Proctor: Upstanding Citizen, but something is not right with that man.
Goody Boot: A Blasphemous Quaker??
I suggest at promptly 11:00 p.m. when the sun sets and all our daily chores and our candle waxing is completed, we meet up in Suckindor dorms, and discuss a plan of action. A plan of action with will involve angry mob justice! I will bring my lynching rope. I just happen to have one lying around.
-Goody Gregory Goodlove
I have been led to believe that there may be a witch or two within our midst. The spawns of Satan have risen from the fiery underbelly of Hell and have infiltrated the good and pristine confines of Evil Hogwart’s School of W- and W…-well, I forget. But rest assured the witches here are up to no good. They are here to drives us away from our Puritan lifestyle with promises of tempting gifts and corn cake. In reality all they wish to do is to distract us from our butter churning, petticoat sewing and most of all, to damn us! Damn us all!! Because that is what witches do, you know. They damn people.
These witches may look normal, but beneath their warty exterior and green skin, there lies a deep and ugly interior. I hear they have blue blood, and since blue blood strays from the norm in Puritain society- then it MUST be bad.
I don’t believe that I have recognized any witches yet. I suspect that they have disguised themselves to look human. I have yet to see anyone with green skin walk by, but perhaps I will see one tomorrow.
List of people whom I suspect are WITCHES:
Goody Finch Fletchley: Has a weird name. Witch.
Goody Chang: No need to explain. Witch.
John Proctor: Upstanding Citizen, but something is not right with that man.
Goody Boot: A Blasphemous Quaker??
I suggest at promptly 11:00 p.m. when the sun sets and all our daily chores and our candle waxing is completed, we meet up in Suckindor dorms, and discuss a plan of action. A plan of action with will involve angry mob justice! I will bring my lynching rope. I just happen to have one lying around.
-Goody Gregory Goodlove