Witchery! Witchcraft!! You W*tch!

[grrgoyle]

Do NOT be ALARMED.I have been led to believe that there may be a witch or two within our midst. The spawns of Satan have risen from the fiery underbelly of Hell and have infiltrated the good and pristine confines of Evil Hogwart’s School of W- and W…-well, I forget. But rest assured the witches here are up to no good. They are here to drives us

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[herbology_dork]

You know who is a real witch? The headmaster. I've SEEN him put spells on people and commune with THE DEVIL!
We should stick together to drive out the evil ones.

-Brother Longbottom

[grrgoyle]

Goody Longbottom!! I never thought you would take the time off your busy schedule to talk to little old me. Speaking of schedules, are you by any chance courting any young ladies?

I'm simply curious.

[herbology_dork]

Er, there are a couple I am considering courting, yes. But you know, I'm leaving my options open for when the right woman comes around. I certainly wouldn't want to rush into anything! Gotta keep things proper, and what not.

So, what do you think about Voldie being a concubine of Lucifer? Think you can rouse your Puritan friends to take action against him and his dark deeds?

[grrgoyle]

Ugh! Voldemort? You mean that Son of a Witch?!

I could rouse my Puritain friends to take action against his dark deed! And more!

[girlpowerkthx]

Who's John Proctor?

I bet he's hot stuff!

Goody Bones [You]

[grrgoyle]

Susan! Watch your language!

[paparazzi_colin]

I'm not going to let a conformist like you into our dormitories.
Unless you let me borrow your rope so I can hang myself.

[grrgoyle]

I churn butter twenty times a week. I have developed a surprisingly strong set of muscles!

If you don't let me into your dormitory, not only will my God strike you, but I will also crush you like I crush my herbs for my delicious chicken pot pie.

[paparazzi_colin]

Fine take over my dormitory you fucking conformist.
Don't touch the sculpture made out of skulls though.

[grrgoyle]

I plan to knock it down and baptize it with holy water.

[deanosovirtuoso]

Goody Boot be a cool boy! He be doin' no witchcraft, Goody!

Professor Williams, she be cryin' 'bout witches all day in Pureblood livin'. I think she need to calm down and get some lovin'. Maybe you need some too.

[grrgoyle]

I'm sorry. I don't speak spanish.

[deanosovirtuoso]

I be speakin', English, brother! English!

I be seein' a leprechaun with green skin once, brother. You think he be a witch?

[grrgoyle]

Let me get my spanish dictionary...

[veryverysmart]

i bet you bedded goody bones

in the proper place where ur beasts are bedded LOL

[grrgoyle]

Who hasn't??

[girlpowerkthx]

I have a list of names, if you'd like to peruse it.