Maybe it's just that no one drinks this shit, or that it's in a green bottle. There's really no way for me to tell any of those things this instant, what I can tell though isn't good. Beck's sucks. It's got that skunky undertone from oxidized beer, that may be intentional however since it's the only flavor present. What I do know is that this ( Read more... )

It's been said many times before, but Tyler Durden probably said it to the most people: You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis.
People ask me a lot why I haven't/didn't go to med school, or some variation of that ( Read more... )

I know many of you may be scrambling to be finding gifts for your woman, so she doesn't castrate you so I'm here to help. There is only one gift she really needs, and here is a handy instructional video.

So this 2000% mark up on chocolate and flowers day, make it special. Give her the box she really wants.

I haven't been updating recently because the normal bullshit I post about is being eclipsed by the TRUELY MASSIVE and almost unbearable amount of bullshit "Old Salty" is spewing out.

His irrational fear of pigs.
His righteous indignation at the use of condomsThere are others, but there's no point in listing them ( Read more... )