Feline Destroyer....episode 1
Pandora, my beloved feline bringer of horrific death (my nine month old kitten),is by far the most nihilistic, sadistic, cat in the entire world.
I had just settled down after boiling some pasta to make this incredible pasta salad. I seated myself in my computer chair and roamed the black hole of the internet while my pasta cooled on the counter top. Little to my knowledge, Pandora had secretly, silently positioned herself on the stove, adjacent to the counter top. With effortless ease, she leaped to the counter top, and began dealing death to her enemies....tiny spiral pieces of the pasta persuasion....after she had a good twenty of thirty pieces mauled to death, my miniature doberman pincher, named Dante, began to take notice of the atrocity being committed heinously in public.
As soon could be predicted, Pandora took notice of her spy. She decisively took action and started dropping pieces of pasta to the canine below. Dante, at first not knowing what to make of this, soon began to eat the "dead" pasta pieces, thoroughly enjoying them over time.
Pandora was not fooled.....she had lulled the "stupid" dog into complacency with this supposed act of symbiosis. She get's to kill, the dog gets to eat her evidence. But eventually she was dropping them quicker than the dog could devour them.
She acted with rash intent...enacting a plan to eliminate both the pasta and the accomplice. She lept from the counter top with a ferocious shriek, teeth and claws lethally extended, ready to tear the life from both pasta and canine below.
Dante quietly munched on pasta...
Pandora Landed....
The dog, feeling pangs of needles enter his skin yelped and ran, straight into the leg of the kitchen table behind him....taking out both himself, and slamming the cat headfirst into the wooden leg.
Pandora has yet to make a counteract to that manuver...
Until Next Episode...
I had just settled down after boiling some pasta to make this incredible pasta salad. I seated myself in my computer chair and roamed the black hole of the internet while my pasta cooled on the counter top. Little to my knowledge, Pandora had secretly, silently positioned herself on the stove, adjacent to the counter top. With effortless ease, she leaped to the counter top, and began dealing death to her enemies....tiny spiral pieces of the pasta persuasion....after she had a good twenty of thirty pieces mauled to death, my miniature doberman pincher, named Dante, began to take notice of the atrocity being committed heinously in public.
As soon could be predicted, Pandora took notice of her spy. She decisively took action and started dropping pieces of pasta to the canine below. Dante, at first not knowing what to make of this, soon began to eat the "dead" pasta pieces, thoroughly enjoying them over time.
Pandora was not fooled.....she had lulled the "stupid" dog into complacency with this supposed act of symbiosis. She get's to kill, the dog gets to eat her evidence. But eventually she was dropping them quicker than the dog could devour them.
She acted with rash intent...enacting a plan to eliminate both the pasta and the accomplice. She lept from the counter top with a ferocious shriek, teeth and claws lethally extended, ready to tear the life from both pasta and canine below.
Dante quietly munched on pasta...
Pandora Landed....
The dog, feeling pangs of needles enter his skin yelped and ran, straight into the leg of the kitchen table behind him....taking out both himself, and slamming the cat headfirst into the wooden leg.
Pandora has yet to make a counteract to that manuver...
Until Next Episode...