APEC, bi-polar & twats......
some points.
1) Andrew Johns would have us all believe that he has been suffering from bi-polar disorder, & has been taking ekkies to manage his depression......
ballsweat.
What this means is, apparently bi-polar allows you to be primed for a vigourous game of football almost every weekend, & some partying afterwards. Let's see, 'hmmm, I think I'll be down on monday through wednesday, be bland on thursday & be right as rain for friday nights game. Then I can party with the boys by drinking & taking some pills on saturday night. That way, I get to recover on sunday, & the drugs will be out of my system on Monday, so I can repeat the sequence over again for ten years.'
Bi-polar is not that regular.
crapmuncher.
2) The Knights team doctor claims to have been aware of Johns' drug tendencies for many years. Any "doctor" who is aware of somebody with a drug habit, should also be aware of the patients bi-polar tendencies (if any). Any doctor who claims that he "monitored" the drug use should be disbarred from the proffession as a fraudulent quack. Alchohol is a depressant. Amphetamines are uppers. Yeah, 'monitoring' the drug use of a person that suffers from a depression that drags people from the highest highs to the lowest of lows is downright immoral, let-alone unethical.
Amphetamines take more than three days to vacate your system, by the way.
fucktard.
3) Some members of the press have denounced the APEC protestors as "inconveniencing the rest of us" (I'm looking at you David Koche from channel 7's Sunrise program). If the protestors are an inconvenience, what the fuck is APEC??? George (I'm a fuckwit) Bush, flies into Sydney with not one, not two but 5 planes ( Airforce One, another two Jumbos for his hundred plus "staff", & two of those huge military fuckers.), & then has half of the main arterial roads into Sydney blocked off for his motorcade. This is after half the CBD is fenced off to the rest of those who live & work there. (Yes Durry, I appreciate you getting a day off on Friday!;o) )
Fuck the media.
4) Kevin Rudd addressed the Chinese President & his retinue yesterday. Nothing new about that I s'pose. But I would have LOVED to have seen the look on that puss-wad Alexander Downer's face, when Rudd spoke fluent & flawless mandarin. I'm not sure just how much mandarin Rudd used, but the fact that he was stationed in China for a few years probably means that he can speak a lot more than Downer can. But then, half the time Downer sounds like a 45 played at 33, & that's while speaking english.
5) The Chinese President has been in the country longer than Bush has been, but did we hear about his arrival? I might have missed it, but I don't recall hearing about it on the regular news stations. I s'pose that he isn't as important as the knuckle-dragging gun-totting texan to whom's arsehole John Howard's tongue seems eternally lodged into....
6) History is made by the President of Russia stepping onto Australian soil. This is the FIRST time a Russian President has EVER visited Australia.....He came in one plane by the way (even though that plane has mahogany lining & gold-plated handles everywhere...). Yet he has so far been treated just like any other plain old dignantry...with a cordial greeting by our foreign minister - "weeellccoommee ttoo oouurrrr ccoouunnttrrryyy......" Sorry, I think that Downer impersonation was actually a little to clear....
I hope that Vlad goes Judo on Bush & Howards collective arses!(apparently he's a Judo champ! Go Ruski! Go Ruski!)
7) I've been a little pissed off lately with the media (if you can't tell by now), so forgive my little rants. But I s'pose we can all rest easy now, knowing that APEC has bled some of the pressure form that terrible surplus we seem to have gathered up. Damn, what could we have done to spend more money on APEC...OHH! How about we shut down Taronga zoo, Bondi Surf club & some of the major shopping venues, so that the "First Ladies" (& the equivelants) can prance about the city at their own countries expense, while our government wastes some more of our taxes...?
Ok. I'm done....
No, wait..........................
8) My boss is a twat.
There, I'm done. I'm sure that there was more that has shat me over the last fortnight, but I'd be lying if I said I could remember it all. Which pro'lly means that it wasn't all that important anyhoo. Just don't get me started on the Equine flu & how the racing industry obviously couldn't give a fuck about the animals that support their lifestyles.....cocks.
ciao.
1) Andrew Johns would have us all believe that he has been suffering from bi-polar disorder, & has been taking ekkies to manage his depression......
ballsweat.
What this means is, apparently bi-polar allows you to be primed for a vigourous game of football almost every weekend, & some partying afterwards. Let's see, 'hmmm, I think I'll be down on monday through wednesday, be bland on thursday & be right as rain for friday nights game. Then I can party with the boys by drinking & taking some pills on saturday night. That way, I get to recover on sunday, & the drugs will be out of my system on Monday, so I can repeat the sequence over again for ten years.'
Bi-polar is not that regular.
crapmuncher.
2) The Knights team doctor claims to have been aware of Johns' drug tendencies for many years. Any "doctor" who is aware of somebody with a drug habit, should also be aware of the patients bi-polar tendencies (if any). Any doctor who claims that he "monitored" the drug use should be disbarred from the proffession as a fraudulent quack. Alchohol is a depressant. Amphetamines are uppers. Yeah, 'monitoring' the drug use of a person that suffers from a depression that drags people from the highest highs to the lowest of lows is downright immoral, let-alone unethical.
Amphetamines take more than three days to vacate your system, by the way.
fucktard.
3) Some members of the press have denounced the APEC protestors as "inconveniencing the rest of us" (I'm looking at you David Koche from channel 7's Sunrise program). If the protestors are an inconvenience, what the fuck is APEC??? George (I'm a fuckwit) Bush, flies into Sydney with not one, not two but 5 planes ( Airforce One, another two Jumbos for his hundred plus "staff", & two of those huge military fuckers.), & then has half of the main arterial roads into Sydney blocked off for his motorcade. This is after half the CBD is fenced off to the rest of those who live & work there. (Yes Durry, I appreciate you getting a day off on Friday!;o) )
Fuck the media.
4) Kevin Rudd addressed the Chinese President & his retinue yesterday. Nothing new about that I s'pose. But I would have LOVED to have seen the look on that puss-wad Alexander Downer's face, when Rudd spoke fluent & flawless mandarin. I'm not sure just how much mandarin Rudd used, but the fact that he was stationed in China for a few years probably means that he can speak a lot more than Downer can. But then, half the time Downer sounds like a 45 played at 33, & that's while speaking english.
5) The Chinese President has been in the country longer than Bush has been, but did we hear about his arrival? I might have missed it, but I don't recall hearing about it on the regular news stations. I s'pose that he isn't as important as the knuckle-dragging gun-totting texan to whom's arsehole John Howard's tongue seems eternally lodged into....
6) History is made by the President of Russia stepping onto Australian soil. This is the FIRST time a Russian President has EVER visited Australia.....He came in one plane by the way (even though that plane has mahogany lining & gold-plated handles everywhere...). Yet he has so far been treated just like any other plain old dignantry...with a cordial greeting by our foreign minister - "weeellccoommee ttoo oouurrrr ccoouunnttrrryyy......" Sorry, I think that Downer impersonation was actually a little to clear....
I hope that Vlad goes Judo on Bush & Howards collective arses!(apparently he's a Judo champ! Go Ruski! Go Ruski!)
7) I've been a little pissed off lately with the media (if you can't tell by now), so forgive my little rants. But I s'pose we can all rest easy now, knowing that APEC has bled some of the pressure form that terrible surplus we seem to have gathered up. Damn, what could we have done to spend more money on APEC...OHH! How about we shut down Taronga zoo, Bondi Surf club & some of the major shopping venues, so that the "First Ladies" (& the equivelants) can prance about the city at their own countries expense, while our government wastes some more of our taxes...?
Ok. I'm done....
No, wait..........................
8) My boss is a twat.
There, I'm done. I'm sure that there was more that has shat me over the last fortnight, but I'd be lying if I said I could remember it all. Which pro'lly means that it wasn't all that important anyhoo. Just don't get me started on the Equine flu & how the racing industry obviously couldn't give a fuck about the animals that support their lifestyles.....cocks.
ciao.