We have now had our first official Wii casualty.

And it may or may not have been completely my fault.

And I STILL can't find the rest of that goddamned mug...

Sigh.

Turns out, George Thorogood is quite the creepy egomaniac.

And the opening band was much better than he was.

In future, I will content myself with listening to the CDs of this particular aging rockstar - they are much more fun.

And involve much much less booty shaking, which I could really do without.

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1. Put coat, hat, gloves, scarf, and boots by the door.
2. Charge cellphone.
3. Put on long underwear. Layers!
4. Pee.
5. Comb hair.
6. Pour and consume alcoholic beverage.
7. Interrogate firemen.
8. Unlock door for easy departure/rescue.
9. Twiddle thumbs.
10. Consider putting together a box of important papers.
11. Twiddle thumbs.
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I have a new cell phone number. Send me an email if you would like to have it, and I shall bestow it upon you, and we can all giggle with girlish glee, or some such. Maybe some manly chortling, if that's more your style. I'm willing to compromise.

I will go to sleep at a reasonable hour.
I will go to sleep at a reasonable hour.
I will go to sleep at a reasonable hour.
I will go to sleep at a reasonable hour.
I will go to sleep at a reasonable hour.
I will go to sleep at a reasonable hour.
I will go to sleep at a reasonable hour.
I will go to sleep at a reasonable hour.
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Am I really this young?

So...I have cut off all my hair.

Today, I officially became Caps Lock Funny.

I'd like to thank the academy, and my mom, for always supporting me, and Sam, for helping seriously skew my sense of humour, and...no, I'm not done yet!, and my weird fam- turn that music off!...and all my IB pals, for making it nerdi-HEY! I'm talking here! and..oh, fine, you sadistic bastards..

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It should be known that, on this day in history, Miss Samantha Bellion did something that made Carol Brown VERY HAPPY INDEED, resulting in a happy dance, complete with squealing noises and arm flapping.