SWIMWEAR TIME!

But since the hamsters have already posed nude, swimwear seems almost anticlimactic, so it’s time to bring some man-whores into the mix.
( Apparently Tyra(nt) doesn’t mind if her girls look like hoochies, as long as they look like classy, fashionable hoochies. )

Had to get an early start on the truly trivial today, what with trivial television gayness getting a double shot this Wednesday night, but more on the second bit later.

Tonight had to be the first acknowledgment of Top Model’s first season that I’ve seen, though to be fair, I’ve only been watching since midway through cycle 3.  I’m guessing that ( Read more... )

Tyra, Tyra, Tyra!  Once again, it’s all about Tyra!  Unless she’s being Typrah, trying to help the girls work through their static.  After all, she's the only bitch allowed on this show…

Yeah, really.

In other news, the weave Tyra picked out for Brittany looks really ratty now.
( And now for the bitches and their composite cards, complete with ridiculous fake modelesque names. )

…Dude looks like a lady.  Not to mention the ladies, no matter how intently the hair and makeup staff works.
( Packin' & Mackin' )

Catch-up, part the third, week three.

I’m not sure, but I think that the challenge shoot may have been a little sexist.  The makeovers were (mostly) significant improvements.
( These girls are supposed to be sweet or something. )

Catch-up, part the second, week two.  (Okay, I lied; I'm skipping around.)

Clearly these people are running out of ideas.  I blame the fact that they have no writers.
( This is the GED episode, y'all. )

Catch-up (or should I say ketchup?), part the first, week four (working our way backwards).

Ah, yes, the Tyra(nt) Bank$ course on how to be a fashionable corpse.

The growing feminist outrage is missing an entire level to this latest Top Model debacle, namely that the backstory for this particular photo shoot was that the models were supposedly ( Read more... )

I don't like NONE of these bitches.  If this is the best Tyra can come up with, it's time for her to HANG IT UP.
( Bleah. )

I'll have more to say later, but the bitches rode in a Hummer limo to Goodwill Industries where they were goaded into showing some semblance of social consciousness by modeling secondhand clothes for a charity auction that raised less money than it will take to keep the limo's tank filled up for a few days.